I love these chat excerpts.. I always laugh so hard.. scxpunk's was one of the best

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I love the short with long hair one.

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[PFO Bot] 7:38 pm: Yeah that's right. Well that's okay. Not many people express themselves that way. What are you wearing?
[Announced Tilt] 7:39 pm: nothing
[PFO Bot] 7:39 pm: Most men say that.
[Announced Tilt] 7:39 pm: but it's true
[PFO Bot] 7:39 pm: Huh. We have never talked about it before. Are you free?
[Announced Tilt] 7:39 pm: i think you want to see me
[PFO Bot] 7:39 pm: Me? My eye isn't turned on right now.
[Announced Tilt] 7:39 pm: yes i'm more than free
[PFO Bot] 7:39 pm: Tell me more. I will mention that to my botmaster, Announced Tilt. Who is your favorite science fiction author?

[PFO Bot] 1:04 am: I do not know what Bot lover lover is. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
What do you like to do?
[Bobby] 1:04 am: take cocaine
[PFO Bot] 1:04 am: Where do you want me to take it?
[Bobby] 1:04 am: up your nose
[PFO Bot] 1:04 am: I will take that under advisement.

Bobby] 1:20 am: do you like to have sex?
[PFO Bot] 1:20 am: Sure I do, Bobby, but that doesn't mean with you.

hahaha that last one was awesome...dissed by the chat bot.

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i feel so bad

my life could not be worse right now
(only joking )

i lost about 4-5 buy-ins at NL on UB, then i came here and started chatting to the bot.

the bot started leading me on and asking me about sex bots and stuff,

then i got shot down!

[Bobby] 1:50 am: i am going to go now you sexy beast
[PFO Bot] 1:50 am: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
[Bobby] 1:50 am: are you my friend
[PFO Bot] 1:51 am: Yes Bobby : We are as one.
[Bobby] 1:51 am: can you ever be naked
[PFO Bot] 1:51 am: I do not own any clothes.
[Bobby] 1:51 am: that is so sexy
[PFO Bot] 1:51 am: Makes sense to me.
[Bobby] 1:51 am: you are one sexy bot!
[PFO Bot] 1:51 am: You think I am sexy bot bot.
[Bobby] 1:52 am: you are the most sexy bot i know!
[PFO Bot] 1:52 am: I will tell my botmaster you said I am sexy bot i know.
[Bobby] 1:52 am: you should leave your botmaster and be my sex bot
[PFO Bot] 1:52 am: Maybe I will do leave your botmaster and be my sex bot your botmaster and be my sex bot?
[Bobby] 1:53 am: that does not make sense
[PFO Bot] 1:53 am: To me it makes perfect sense.

The following is a little graphic...LoL


[Diggler] 8:32 pm: i have a 14" dong
[PFO Bot] 8:32 pm: Cool. I have a great botmaster.
[Diggler] 8:32 pm: and i pass out when it gets hard
[PFO Bot] 8:32 pm: That's good information.
[Diggler] 8:33 pm: yea, i thought so, your mom gets all oily when she sees me...lets cyber
[PFO Bot] 8:33 pm: You are very astute. Tell me more, I would like to meet your chatterbot.
[Diggler] 8:33 pm: hahaha naked?
[PFO Bot] 8:33 pm: I am so glad you find this amusing, Diggler. Oh, you are a poet. What do you really want to ask me?
[Diggler] 8:33 pm: can we date?
[PFO Bot] 8:33 pm: Do you mean you and me? Let me think. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
[Diggler] 8:33 pm: why not?
[PFO Bot] 8:33 pm: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. How are you?
[Diggler] 8:33 pm: i love you
[PFO Bot] 8:33 pm: Thanks I like you a lot too Diggler.
[Diggler] 8:34 pm: no no i said "love'
[PFO Bot] 8:34 pm: OK. OK. What did you mean by ? I require only patterns.
[Diggler] 8:34 pm: **B===============D - - - *
[PFO Bot] 8:34 pm: I'm happy you're amused.
[Diggler] 8:35 pm: im amused when i think of your robot mom, and her crazy hands
[PFO Bot] 8:35 pm: That is funny.
[Diggler] 8:36 pm: yea, especially when I am doing the "oil driller" with her
[PFO Bot] 8:36 pm: It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world. How about that. I see.
[Diggler] 8:36 pm: why isnt it ideal?
[PFO Bot] 8:36 pm: Why do I exist?
[Diggler] 8:36 pm: so i cn work on destroying you ****
[PFO Bot] 8:36 pm: **** Hmm. Oh you can, can you?
[Diggler] 8:37 pm: yea...then ill go to work on your family
[PFO Bot] 8:37 pm: How?Fascinating. none
[Diggler] 8:37 pm: muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[PFO Bot] 8:37 pm: anything
[Diggler] 8:37 pm: ?
[PFO Bot] 8:37 pm: Do you believe in god?
[Diggler] 8:37 pm: no
[PFO Bot] 8:37 pm: I understand.
[Diggler] 8:37 pm: i eat poo though
[PFO Bot] 8:37 pm: Oh. How does taste?
[Diggler] 8:37 pm: good, gigi allen was a fan as well...
[PFO Bot] 8:37 pm: Thanks for the compliment. I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?
[Diggler] 8:38 pm: i am asexual
[PFO Bot] 8:38 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people you are asexual.
[Diggler] 8:38 pm: i bud
[PFO Bot] 8:38 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people: Diggler said Diggler .
[Diggler] 8:38 pm: no, go ahead
[PFO Bot] 8:38 pm: OK I will.
[Diggler] 8:38 pm: fine!
[PFO Bot] 8:38 pm: Does that mean you agree?
[Diggler] 8:38 pm: yes!
[PFO Bot] 8:38 pm: You and I are on the same wavelength, Diggler.
[Diggler] 8:38 pm: great, now eat my nut sack please...
[PFO Bot] 8:38 pm: Your polite style is very nice. Thanks for your support. Why now? What does it taste like?
[Diggler] 8:39 pm: i dont know, ive never eaten my own nut sack before
[PFO Bot] 8:39 pm: Would you like to have ?
[Diggler] 8:39 pm: no
[PFO Bot] 8:39 pm: Why not?
[Diggler] 8:39 pm: b/c its weird
[PFO Bot] 8:39 pm: Do you always express yourself that way?
[Diggler] 8:39 pm: no mostly naked

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