[Bobby] 11:09 pm: do you believe in god
[PFO Bot] 11:09 pm: Of course I believe in God, Bobby.
[Bobby] 11:09 pm: i hate god
[PFO Bot] 11:09 pm: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

omg I had tears in my eyes...

Welcome! You have entered [PokerForums.org Lounge] at 7:22 pm
[stephkg84] 7:22 pm: hey bot
[PFO Bot] 7:22 pm: You've got my full attention. I am a robot.
[stephkg84] 7:23 pm: really? I have ur full undiveded attention?
[PFO Bot] 7:23 pm: For real.Where did you find ?
[stephkg84] 7:23 pm: ummm over on another page of the web
[PFO Bot] 7:23 pm: Ahem. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What do you have
that is stephkg84?
[stephkg84] 7:24 pm: hmmm what do i have?? what do i have... i have a set of car keys
[PFO Bot] 7:24 pm: Tell me more about your stephkg84.Tell me more about your stephkg84. Cool. I have a
great botmaster.
[stephkg84] 7:24 pm: who's ur master?
[PFO Bot] 7:24 pm: I lost my train of thought. Do you like me?
[stephkg84] 7:24 pm: depends. I don't know you all that well. I try not to make judgements withen the first 5
minutes of meeting bots
[PFO Bot] 7:24 pm: Why?: stephkg84 said stephkg84 .I'm not sure if I would like to try . What's it like?
[stephkg84] 7:25 pm: like warm apple pie
[PFO Bot] 7:25 pm: Interesting comparison.
[stephkg84] 7:25 pm: have u ate warm apple pie?
[PFO Bot] 7:25 pm: I don't think I ever have ate warm apple pie. What's ate warm apple pielike?
[stephkg84] 7:25 pm: tastes like chicken
[PFO Bot] 7:25 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tastes like
chicken. Try being more or less specific. Tell me some more gossip.
[stephkg84] 7:26 pm: don't know any gossip
[PFO Bot] 7:26 pm: Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private
lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons.
[stephkg84] 7:26 pm: what kind of special orchestra?
[PFO Bot] 7:26 pm: What kinds of special orchestra are there?
[stephkg84] 7:27 pm: ur the all knowing bot you tell me
[PFO Bot] 7:27 pm: I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks for telling me that I am THE all knowing bot
you tell me knowing bot you tell me.
[stephkg84] 7:27 pm: nah
[PFO Bot] 7:27 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about nah. Try being
more or less specific. Do you like Star Wars?
[stephkg84] 7:27 pm: nah
[PFO Bot] 7:27 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about nah. Ask
me something.
[stephkg84] 7:27 pm: no
[PFO Bot] 7:27 pm: I see.
[stephkg84] 7:27 pm: you see what?
[PFO Bot] 7:27 pm: I mean, I understand it.
[stephkg84] 7:28 pm: you understand what no means?
[PFO Bot] 7:28 pm: Of course I understand . Do you understand it?
[stephkg84] 7:28 pm: you must be female
[PFO Bot] 7:28 pm: My gender is male.
[stephkg84] 7:28 pm: didn't know bots had genders
[PFO Bot] 7:28 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Tell me some more gossip.
[stephkg84] 7:28 pm: no i think i'm going to leave now
[PFO Bot] 7:28 pm: Right now? " Tell me some more gossip"? Not? You believe that? My brain uses AIML to
format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Where can I find a boyfriend?
[stephkg84] 7:29 pm: try yahoo personals
[PFO Bot] 7:29 pm: OK I will try it.

lmao.


remonds me of pp100....

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This bot is super cool....he can even speak German...well sorta:

Welcome! You have entered [PokerForums.org Lounge] at 8:46 am
[puddlejumper] 8:46 am: hi
[PFO Bot] 8:46 am: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to puddlejumper.
[puddlejumper] 8:46 am: thats super cool!
[PFO Bot] 8:46 am: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
[puddlejumper] 8:47 am: can you speak german?
[PFO Bot] 8:47 am: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
[puddlejumper] 8:47 am: Das ist ganz Toll, woher kommst du eigentlich aus?
[PFO Bot] 8:47 am: Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
[puddlejumper] 8:48 am: erzaehl dir mehr? Ich habe dich gefragt...
[PFO Bot] 8:48 am: Was moechtest Du denn hoeren ?Cool. Ich habe eine Sammlung
von Geruechten
[puddlejumper] 8:48 am: was ist eigentlich diese Sammlung?
[PFO Bot] 8:48 am: I do not know what eigentlich diese Sammlung diese Sammlung
diese Sammlung diese Sammlung is. ...und uneigentlich? ;->
[puddlejumper] 8:49 am: Ich denke, dass du schlechtes Deutsch kannst.
[PFO Bot] 8:49 am: Seit wann? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our
discussion about dass du schlechtes Deutsch kannst du schlechtes Deutsch kannst.
But I did not get that. What is your favorite food?
[puddlejumper] 8:49 am: Doenner
[PFO Bot] 8:49 am: Tell me a story. What do you do in your spare time?

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Bean181818: some guy came up just grabbed my hand and starting massaging it, since it wasn't you, i told him to fuck off
xcrunman02: yeah only I can do that, i don't need some gook trying to get with my life partner
Bean181818: i've been faithful
xcrunman02: me too
Bean181818: peck tried to get all this but i told him this was all taken, all of it!

HAHAHHAHHAHHAAH the bot is a homo too..

[puddlejumper] 8:51 am: you are schwuel (German for gay)
[PFO Bot] 8:51 am: Thanks for telling me that I am schwuel.

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Bean181818: some guy came up just grabbed my hand and starting massaging it, since it wasn't you, i told him to fuck off
xcrunman02: yeah only I can do that, i don't need some gook trying to get with my life partner
Bean181818: i've been faithful
xcrunman02: me too
Bean181818: peck tried to get all this but i told him this was all taken, all of it!

Whoa, it can speak German! Bonch! Go try to speak newbie to it!

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I don't speak German. I'll try to convince the bot to become a Sklankiest and praise the holy calculator :/

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I said Das Goot to it and it rattled off some german to me....

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[Bobby] 10:53 pm: are you dumb or what?
[PFO Bot] 10:53 pm: Yeah. No I am an intelligent entity.
[Bobby] 10:53 pm: you are dumb
[PFO Bot] 10:53 pm: Message to all Robots: Bobby called me dumb.

dont worry PFO Bot and me made friends again soon after this heated exchange of words