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About LinkBacksI noticed a few football fans on the boards so i felt that this would be appropriateA seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a London courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone
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10-21-2008 #1River Rat
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Seven year old overthrows court order
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10-21-2008 #2Siddhartha
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rofl.... I dont follow football/soccer at all, and dont know Tottenham, but that was fucking hilarious
"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, they make them." - George Bernard Shaw
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10-21-2008 #3River Rat
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Basically, at the moment Tottenham are at the bottom of the premier league with 2 points (2 draws).
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10-21-2008 #4Siddhartha
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Dude... I said I dont follow the game and I was rofl... the people who are in the know are pissing themselves. I think it was obvious that this team "was not doing well". Just a little friendly advise, in the future there is never a need to explain a funny joke. It totally kills it.
Originally Posted by StraightotheAce
"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, they make them." - George Bernard Shaw
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10-21-2008 #5River Rat
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Originally Posted by Pinguaq
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10-21-2008 #6Super Moderator
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That's ooooooooooooold man.
on the subject of classic footy jokes:
Q. An intelligent Rangers fan, an intelligent Celtic fan and Santa Claus are walking down the street and see a £10 note, who picks it up?
A. The intelligent rangers fan cos the other 2 don't exist.
Q. What's the difference between Celtic FC and a bucket full of shit?
A. The bucket
Q. What do you have, if you have 100 Celtic fans buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand
Little Jimmy and his dad are off to Buckingham Palace because there's a parade and the queen will be there. He decides to put on his favourite Rangers top and him and his dad set off, hoping to meet the queen. When they arrive they position themselves at the front right next to the parade route and Jimmy is dead excited.
The queen is coming along the route, sometimes stopping to speak to children, when she stops about 5 metres away from Jimmy to talk to a kid wearing a CELTIC top. Jimmy is heartbroken as she completely ignores him.
Later on she is coming back along the parade route so Jimmy decides to get himself a Celtic top and wear it hoping she'll speak to him. True enough she stops at Jimmy! She leans over and whispers in his ear "I thought I told you to fuck off".
Last edited by davidab157; 10-21-2008 at 09:12 AM.
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10-21-2008 #7Super Moderator
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I have an older one:
Whats the difference between Tottenham Hotspur and a teabag.
A teabag stays in the cup for longer.Best Current Ongame Deal.
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10-21-2008 #8PokerForums God
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whats the difference between a group of rangers fans and a a group of pensioners?
the rangers fans are a shower of hun bastards who you would never get tired kicking in the face whereas the pensioners are just nice old people.For the best rakeback rates, greatest choice of poker rooms, more promotions, tournaments and bigger $$$ freerolls than any other rakeback affiliate, visit RakeTheRake, one of the largest and most reputable poker rakeback affiliates in the world.
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10-21-2008 #9Super Moderator
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hahahahahahahaha
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10-21-2008 #10PokerForums God
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man utd > celtic
always have been, always will be.
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