That's ooooooooooooold man.
on the subject of classic footy jokes:
Q. An intelligent Rangers fan, an intelligent Celtic fan and Santa Claus are walking down the street and see a £10 note, who picks it up?
A. The intelligent rangers fan cos the other 2 don't exist.
Q. What's the difference between Celtic FC and a bucket full of shit?
A. The bucket
Q. What do you have, if you have 100 Celtic fans buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand
Little Jimmy and his dad are off to Buckingham Palace because there's a parade and the queen will be there. He decides to put on his favourite Rangers top and him and his dad set off, hoping to meet the queen. When they arrive they position themselves at the front right next to the parade route and Jimmy is dead excited.
The queen is coming along the route, sometimes stopping to speak to children, when she stops about 5 metres away from Jimmy to talk to a kid wearing a CELTIC top. Jimmy is heartbroken as she completely ignores him.
Later on she is coming back along the parade route so Jimmy decides to get himself a Celtic top and wear it hoping she'll speak to him. True enough she stops at Jimmy! She leans over and whispers in his ear "I thought I told you to fuck off".
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