So I decided to do something nuts for this weekend. I decided to put down 2 $10 bets on 11-team 7 point teasers. Why? Well, as an experiment. And because last weekend killed me so big time betting this weekend is not going to happen.

NCAA 7pt. 11-team teaser:

Alabama +20.5 @ Florida
Auburn -7 @ South Carolina
BYU @ TCU +1.5
Boise St. +11 @ Utah
California @ Oregon St. +16
Kansas @ Nebraska -14.5
LA Tech @ Clemson -27
Northern Illinois WIN @ Ball St.
Ohio St. WIN @ Iowa
Purdue +21 @ Notre Dame
USC -10 @ Washington St.

NFL 7pt. 11-team teaser:

Chargers +4.5 @ Ravens
Colts -2 @ Jets
Cowboys -2.5 @ Titans
Dolphins +3.5 @ Texans
Jaguars +4 @ Redskins
Lions @ Rams +1.5
Packers @ Eagles -4
Patriots @ Bengals +1
Saints @ Panthers -.5
Seahawks +10.5 @ Bears
Vikings +8 @ Bills

He gets 7 points on each game with a teaser. Viking are +1 normally, but with this teaser they move to +8. 11 game teasers are nuts though.

I already have $40 on San Diego Chargers -2.5, $50 on Ohio State -7 and $50 on Cincinnati Bengals -6. I just love Carson Palmer, he makes me so much money. I seriously think this is the most underrated team in football. Of course, San Diego looks great this year too.

Looking at Virginia Tech -9.5, Tennessee -13, TCU -5, Penn State -15, Michigan -7, maybe Oregon -2 for NCAA.

Minnesota looks good at +1, New Orleans +8 (they're looking real good, Carolina might break out of their shell though). NFL doesn't look too safe this week. I will have to study a bit more on these games.

Definition: Similar to a parlay, a teaser bet is a single bet that links together two or more individual wagers but is different in that it also allows you to adjust the point spread of each individual wager. In exchange for the points, you will get less of a return on your bet. Each of the individual wagers must win or the bet is a loss.

A 7 point teaser either adds 7 points onto your underdog pick, or subtracts 7 points from your favorite pick.

For example, in my SD pick, they're actually a -3.5 against Baltimore. But with the teaser, they're +4.5. Indy is ACTUALLY giving 9 but with the teaser, they're only giving 2.

The payouts suck balls (I'm only getting $200 per if I hit) and you have to include a lot of teams, but I'm just seeing if these can actually hit.

Here are my Week 4 NFL picks:

ARI +7(ATL)/Under 40.5

DAL -9.5(TEN)/Over 37

IND -9(NYJ)/Over 46.5

MIA -3.5(HOU)/Under 40.5

MIN +1(BUF)/Over 34.5

CAR -7(NO)/Over 41.5

SD -2.5(BAL)/Over 33

SF +7(KC)/Under 40.5

STL -5.5(DET)/Over 43.5

OAK +3(CLE)/Under 33.5

JAX -3(WAS)/Under 34

CIN -6(NE)/Over 46

SEA +3.5(CHI)/Over 34.5

PHI -11(GB)/Over 48

JJ will run all over them. Glenn and Witten will light them up. Plus TO's going to start.

Dallas' defense is solid and Collins sucks. If Dallas doesn't win by 14-17, I'll be shocked.