UB turbo, I have about 2300 in chips. Blinds 20/40
I open UTG with

for 140
Moron1 with 1100 raises the min to 240
Moron2 with 1120 calls
I push of course they both call
Moron1
Moron2
Flop is

and just to make sure I knew I was screwed -
I am left with 1100.
A few levels later a guy min raises, I push with AJs.
Moron cold calls 1100 with 66, OR folds, flop is K J ........ 6.