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  1. #1
    Chaser clumber's Avatar
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    Default pokerstars fucks me again

    $22 tourney on stars. 20ppl left. blinds 3500/7000. 7 handed.

    CO(350,000chips) raises to 21,000. folds to me in the BB(135,000). I have AK spades. Now i think im right in just shoving.

    He takes ages and calls with KJo. FUCKING KING JACK OFF.
    flop kQ3 turn 6 river J.

    FUCK me in the arse pokerstars. This is like the 10th time in the last 6 months ive gottrn to this stage inthis tourney and every time i get a fucking donk calling with shit and sucking out on me.

    Sorry for my language, but FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.

    plus i had not been all in and called once in 5 and half hours. first time it happens....well you know.
    Last edited by clumber; 11-21-2008 at 03:19 PM.

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    Dude I feel your pain right now!! and I join you in saying ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkk!!!!
    I am so tilted right now if I was face to face with the donkey who just fucked me I would shove my laptop all the way to his small intestine.

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    Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

    61,642,944 games 0.078 secs 790,294,153 games/sec

    Board:
    Dead:

    equity win tie pots won pots tied
    Hand 0: 75.293% 74.72% 00.57% 46060920 351954.00 { AKs }
    Hand 1: 24.707% 24.14% 00.57% 14878116 351954.00 { KJo }


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    im a 3 to 1 favourite...i know that its not a horrendous beat. But why does he call? plus if that happens in a $6 hu turbo i dont give a shit, but after 5 and a half hours....it just fucks me off, especially when it's like the millionth time thats happened.

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    lolz

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    pwned
    Quote Originally Posted by MJPerry View Post
    lol, I know. "A 3bet is AA or KK" is he playing poker in 1975?
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    i play because it pays for my cocaine addiction.
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    if I ever in the span of my life am able to produce such a graph, I will print two copies: one for refrigerator framing, and I'll pleasure myself to the other

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