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01-26-2008, 02:17 AM
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Stu Ungar
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Location: Brunson, Amarillo, Crandall? Do I need to say more.
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FUCK YOU BITCH. I HATE THIS GAME!
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FUCKING IDIOTS ALWAYS BEHIND, BUT NO IT DOESNT THIS RIGGED FUCKING WILL LET THEM HIT ANYWAY FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT. IM GOING TO FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t1200 (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)
MP1 (t20491)
MP2 (t148733)
CO (t43456)
Button (t45738)
SB (t42925)
Hero (t11484)
UTG (t27803)
UTG+1 (t22078)
Preflop: Hero is BB with  ,  .
6 folds, SB raises to t42800, Hero calls t10159 (All-In).
Flop: (t53834)  ,  ,  (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (t53834)  (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (t53834)  (2 players, 1 all-in)
Final Pot: t21318
Results in white below:
Hero has Ad 3h (one pair, fives).
SB has Qh 9d (two pair, queens and fives).
Outcome: SB wins t53834.
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01-26-2008, 02:42 AM
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Stu Ungar
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Brunson, Amarillo, Crandall? Do I need to say more.
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IF THIS SHIT WAS LIVE, I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OFF, THEN SLIT HIS MOTHERFUCKING THROAT. AND EJACULATE IN IT. FIND HIS GODDAMN WIFE/SISTER/MOTHER RAPE THEM, TYHEN SLIT THEIR THROAT, AND EJACULATE IN THEM. LATER ON I WOULD RAVAGE HIS FUCKING HOUSE, THEN WHEN IM FINISH BURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN, AND PISS ON IT, AND KILL HIS CHILDREN.
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01-26-2008, 03:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Kanadia
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Originally Posted by Bagonirix
IF THIS SHIT WAS LIVE, I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OFF, THEN SLIT HIS MOTHERFUCKING THROAT. AND EJACULATE IN IT. FIND HIS GODDAMN WIFE/SISTER/MOTHER RAPE THEM, TYHEN SLIT THEIR THROAT, AND EJACULATE IN THEM. LATER ON I WOULD RAVAGE HIS FUCKING HOUSE, THEN WHEN IM FINISH BURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN, AND PISS ON IT, AND KILL HIS CHILDREN.
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I had a good laugh reading this.
gg. 
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01-26-2008, 03:14 AM
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Check Raiser
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: RakeGuard Land
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Limits Played: $0.25-$0.50 NL
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Stay away from the gun rack!
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01-26-2008, 05:10 AM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Ireland
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bagonirix
IF THIS SHIT WAS LIVE, I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OFF, THEN SLIT HIS MOTHERFUCKING THROAT. AND EJACULATE IN IT. FIND HIS GODDAMN WIFE/SISTER/MOTHER RAPE THEM, TYHEN SLIT THEIR THROAT, AND EJACULATE IN THEM. LATER ON I WOULD RAVAGE HIS FUCKING HOUSE, THEN WHEN IM FINISH BURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN, AND PISS ON IT, AND KILL HIS CHILDREN.
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01-26-2008, 05:15 AM
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Poker Hustler
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Join Date: May 2007
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hahaahhahaaha funniest river rates ever !
dee : LOL LOL LOL
poker is cruel. Funny thing : I "sucked" out yesterday only to get sucked out back again.
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01-28-2008, 02:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Yea pretty funny but A 3 come on why are you so mad?
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01-28-2008, 03:05 PM
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Banned
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This is how you make a river rats thread people.
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01-28-2008, 04:00 PM
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Stu Ungar
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: USA - VA
Posts: 2,235
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Yea pretty funny but A 3 come on why are you so mad?
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because any ace blind versus blind is the nuts about 95% of the time
now find this player for bag so he can crow bar his children..
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01-28-2008, 04:12 PM
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Location: Nottingham, UK
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That RR post kicked my RR posts right in the nuts.
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