....and im a degen.

im a stupid fucking tilting maniacal degen who deserves nothing more than he is currently getting.

to top it all off, im fucking doomswitched to the hilt which does not help matters as my degeneracy only shines through after prolonged periods of being doomswitched. (no hh required - OMG AA BEAT BY 94s, OMG A RIVERED FLUSH BEATS A FLOPPED SET, OMG A HIGHER BOAT ON THE RIVER, OMG SUPER FUCKING STANDARD)

i predict that i will be busto by the 31st October.

i also predict that someone at work will piss me off for no apparent reason at work in the morning and i will shout at them. a lot. but its probably overdue so i dont feel so bad about this.

my penultimate prediction is that someone will tell me to move up to where they respect my raises.

my final prediction is that i will take that advice, thereby resulting in my first prediction coming true.


to repeat, im a stupid fucking tilting maniacal degen who deserves nothing more than he is currently getting.

i was going to end with a little smiley character along the lines of but unfortunately i am very calm and collected at the moment so i dont think this qualifies as a rant. Unfortunately.

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move down to where they suck less then you

quit playing poker for a while and READ poker instead

then you will be so pumped to play and kick ass