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    Exclamation NO GOD DAMN DOOMSWITHC?!

    FUCK THAT!

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (8 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

    Hero (t1145)
    UTG (t4340)
    UTG+1 (t3205)
    MP1 (t5160)
    MP2 (t3980)
    CO (t3935)
    Button (t1465)
    SB (t3770)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
    4 folds, CO raises to t3935, 2 folds, Hero calls t945 (All-In).

    Flop: (t5180) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Turn: (t5180) (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: (t5180) (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: t5180

    Results in white below:
    Hero has Ac Kd (three of a kind, aces).
    CO has As Qs (full house, aces full of queens).
    Outcome: CO wins t5180.





    YA ANOTHER ONE YOU FUCKER

    I haven't placed in a fucking sng in like 11 now I think...and 60% of them have been because of this shit!

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    P FUCKING S. whenever I refer to "you" its that Lee motherfucking JOnes character.

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    sixty fucking dollars...thats fuckign 60% of my BR I had yesterday and I manage to fucking donk it off to 3 dollar sit and gos because of that bs..thats fucking bullshit... i bubbled so many god damn times i cant even count any more

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    ouch young I feel bad for you..bad beat..AK is never good for me in tourneys though
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    that is doomswitched right there
    AsuitedKing: justify the call
    EhRa: he hits his set und waited that i hitz something and he dindt play he only goes allin
    EhRa: tahts a big donk ... so ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by youngplayer9 View Post
    FUCK THAT!

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (8 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

    Hero (t1145)
    UTG (t4340)
    UTG+1 (t3205)
    MP1 (t5160)
    MP2 (t3980)
    CO (t3935)
    Button (t1465)
    SB (t3770)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
    4 folds, CO raises to t3935, 2 folds, Hero calls t945 (All-In).

    Flop: (t5180) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Turn: (t5180) (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: (t5180) (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: t5180

    Results in white below:
    Hero has Ac Kd (three of a kind, aces).
    CO has As Qs (full house, aces full of queens).
    Outcome: CO wins t5180.





    YA ANOTHER ONE YOU FUCKER

    I haven't placed in a fucking sng in like 11 now I think...and 60% of them have been because of this shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by youngplayer9 View Post
    sixty fucking dollars...thats fuckign 60% of my BR I had yesterday and I manage to fucking donk it off to 3 dollar sit and gos because of that bs..thats fucking bullshit... i bubbled so many god damn times i cant even count any more


    im sure the quality of play is really good there

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    They just have enough people playing there that when they doomswitch someone the rest of the hands cover up for them because the deviation from the norm is so little it just fits right in...

    im not really serious though i know it has to be just a bad run of cards and donkish playing..it just sucks the big one

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    Ever wonder why you're supposed to have something like 90 buyins for sngs?

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    so i can busto 20 of them and still not feel it?

    i dont see how 20 bustos can be variance and me not just being a donk or having the doomswitch..

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