Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($22.95)
UTG ($22.35)
MP ($5.70)
Hero ($9.60)
SB ($13.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
UTG raises to $0.2, MP calls $0.20, Hero raises to $1.3, 2 folds, UTG raises to $2.6, MP calls $2.20, Hero raises to $10.9 (All-In), UTG calls $7.20, MP calls $3.30 (All-In).

Flop: ($26.55) , , (3 players, 2 all-in)
.

Turn: ($26.55) (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($26.55) (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $26.55

Results in white below:
UTG has As Js (four of a kind, jacks).
MP has Ts Qc (straight, king high).
Hero has Kc Kh (full house, kings full of jacks).
Outcome: UTG wins $26.55.

omg, FUCK YOUR SORRY ASS FULL TILT

FUCKING FULL TILT AND POKERSTARS

what the fuck is that

Haha that's sick.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (8 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

SB (t2295)
BB (t5800)
UTG (t3515)
UTG+1 (t2670)
MP1 (t9590)
Hero (t2305)
CO (t1020)
Button (t7665)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with , .
2 folds, MP1 calls t100, Hero raises to t400, 1 fold, Button raises to t1000, 2 folds, MP1 folds, Hero raises to t2305, Button calls t1305.

Flop: (t4860) , , (2 players)

Turn: (t4860) (2 players)

River: (t4860) (2 players)

Final Pot: t4860

Results in white below:
Hero has 5c 5s (full house, aces full of fives).
Button has Qs Kd (full house, aces full of queens).
Outcome: Button wins t4860.

Hand one is as sick as it gets.


Hand two is standard.

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Hand 1 is annoying I'm sure.

But it's quite funny.

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More worried bout what mp1 was thinking in hand one.

Hows this:

"Fucking rigged fucking site, everytime I get a god damn hand I get sucked out on"

"ooh AJ, how are they going to rip me off this time? I know, I'll minraise, save some money."

"FUCKER reraising. Fuck you I'll minraise back, that'll show him."

"FINE, FUCKING TAKE MY MONEY!"

"Oh, hello..."

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