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Old 07-16-2007, 01:55 PM
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Default Serioulsy, fuck you pokerstars

I won't post any cuz there is too many. AGAIN FUCKING AGAIN.

These streaks of fucking beats make me so fucking sick.

Fucking fuck.

I'm so mad right now. Fucking suck outs fucking electronic cards generated by a stupid computer and I stupid live in a fucking place where I can't fucking play live poker because the fucking casino does not hold fucking poker and now they say 3 months but still fucking casino been opened 15 years now and fucking did not have poker all this time

Fucking electronic cards fucking generated by some stupid fucking timed ticks via the fucking bios or some shit that fucking give you streaks. Unfucking real streaks of loses to fucking cards that should not get cracked so often in such a short period.

Fuck you pokerstars. I cashed out 50$ just 2 days ago just so you fucking give me a small check so it fucking costs you more making the check and sending it from fucking germany or via your fucking affiliated bank located the closest here to my place

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

COST YOU MORE TO MAKE A CHECK THAN THE CHECK IS WORTH. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

OMG HAHAHAHAH

I did not take drugs, I'm on mega tilt. Yeah FUCK YOU pokerstars. Once the casino holds live poker, I'm so fucking taking out what's left and fucking closing my account fucking pokerstars.
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if there is any left.
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I like Absolute Poker. They have a better VIP Program.
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Old 07-16-2007, 03:48 PM
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it costs you to cash a cheque at pokerstars.

Mister X we need to talk.

pokerstars has tryed to fuck me many times but i fucked them straight back twice. PM me
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I'm no expert, but when I send a cheque or whatever, I use the ones the bank provides for me (free of charge). I'm sure stars do this as well, plus they charge you don't they?

And LOL at a "stars is rigged, I'm never playing there again" thread having 3 links to the site in it.
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I'm no expert, but when I send a cheque or whatever, I use the ones the bank provides for me (free of charge). I'm sure stars do this as well, plus they charge you don't they?

And LOL at a "stars is rigged, I'm never playing there again" thread having 3 links to the site in it.

hehe

it's not rigged in the sense they aim person x or y
I really don't think it's rigged

I'm just bitching at these fucking streaks of beats it gives me. It's not the first time I'm bitching at these streaks that just fuck me over and over and over and over

Like my winning streak, winning 13 HU matches in a row, and now losing about 8 in a row

It's really hard mentally dealing with this


I'm so pissed because I make the right call, the right play, get all my chips in with a good lead and boom AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH I got insane

For the check thing, I don't know if it costs them something check by check, probably they have arrangements with banks) but I wanted to just write some shit about pokerstars
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Old 07-17-2007, 05:33 AM
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it costs you to cash a cheque at pokerstars.

Mister X we need to talk.

pokerstars has tryed to fuck me many times but i fucked them straight back twice. PM me

lol
ok, I pm you right now
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Like my winning streak, winning 13 HU matches in a row, and now losing about 8 in a row
So you're winning then? What's the problem?
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So you're winning then? What's the problem?
I'm not winning right now, I'm in a fucking losing streak and I can't stand it anymore. Fucking bad beats fucking fuck again and again and again and again and again

latest one, though finallly, I won about time, but not !!! Similar beats like that for the last 14 games, I can't stand this anymore, it drives me crazy.14 HU games I've been having similar beats. Can you fucking believe it ? I've lost faith in poker. My god...

What the fuck I'm suppose to do now ? I've played perfectly most my y hands in all these 14 games and they get bad beaten all the time. Fuck you variance. My ass variance. Variance is suppose to be up and down, not WAY DOWN or WAY UP. I lose 8 HU's games in a row to bad beat. I'm suppose to do what ? Question my game with a stupid software or something ?

I'm so pissed



PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero (t1180)
BB (t1820)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, J.
Hero raises to t100, BB raises to t150, Hero calls t50.

Flop: (t300) T, K, 9 (2 players)
BB bets t250, Hero raises to t1030, BB calls t780.

Turn: (t2360) 8 (2 players)

River: (t2360) 4 (2 players)

Final Pot: t2360

Results in white below:
BB has Ks 3s (flush, king high).
Hero has Qs Js (flush, queen high).
Outcome: BB wins t2360.

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I HAVE 2 OF HIS FLUSH CARDS GODDAMMIT !!!

You think I'm fucking kidding when I say I get these beats in streaks ?

In another game, I have one of his str8 cards and he hits

Suck my penis streaky randomness algorithm in pokerstars
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