Man my Stats for this table were 17/13 and this fucking homo does this shit you bitch, 1st time I make any kind of move showed down winning hands whole time.

God what a gay session started with 100$ get A/Qs made a 15$ reraise on turn guy pushes I muck my ace on flop of A/j/9 my Ace, so Im down to 50$ grind it up to 150$ and this duche bag does this.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

BB ($204.55)
UTG ($66.75)
UTG+1 ($92.30)
MP1 ($99.50)
MP2 ($99.85)
CO ($50.50)
Hero ($132.80)
SB ($44.15)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
UTG calls $1, UTG+1 calls $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, UTG calls $4, UTG+1 calls $4.

Flop: ($16.50) , , (3 players)
UTG bets $7, UTG+1 calls $7, Hero raises to $21, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $14.

Turn: ($65.50) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $22, UTG+1 calls $22.

River: ($109.50) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $109.50

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has 8c Qh (three of a kind, eights).
Hero has Kd Ac (two pair, kings and eights).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $109.50.

regarding the title...are you referring to yourself?

just curious 'cuz you played this so badly it isn't even worthy for the HA section

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According to everyone here all my hands are played badly. Seriously Im wondering if you guys truley say Im playing all these terrible 2 piss me off or are you guys really that horrid of a poker player.

That hand was god awful project.

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sorry i dont play abc poker my entire life and your mother is god awful and your dog is god awful.

I've had his mother, she was actually quite good, but the part about his dog is true

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This forum is stupid everyone tells me i play every hand awful and doest put any any input this is bullshit, Be a grown up and take this seriously.

Mostly to piss you off... but damn bro, AK unconnected at the flop is a pretty weak hand. Maybe he shouldnt have called turn, but you should have folded to the flop action.

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IF i were you I would have folded on the flop with AK maybe a call but that raise was redunkulious.

I don't have a dog.

As for the hand, if you want some constructive criticism then fine. What exactly are you trying to achieve with that flop raise? A standard play would be to fold but if you do want to get tricky then you have to at least put in a decent raise up to $35+. By the way, I hate calling dplick, if you're going to get involved you need to show aggression and define your hand on that flop.

As played, that's a nice turn card, and when he checks to you it's time to take him to value town. If you think you're good, bet at least $40, your $22 bet gives him perfect odds to draw to a flush.

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