So here we are fairly deep in to this cheap skate MTT, and I've been playing really solid, attentive,,, just plain good poker, and I've compiled a nice stack as well as a pretty good table image. I'm chattin' with this one dude about "Me Love you long time"s and mail order brides from Russia... and this hand comes up.... At this point about half of the entrants have been knocked out, so the play is starting to get slightly less Donk-tastic, or so I thought....

Full Tilt Poker Game #2579860766: The Ferguson (19210119), Table 48 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:17:45 ET - 2007/06/04
Seat 1: blahblah16 (2,567)
Seat 2: mikebluffer (1,185), is sitting out
Seat 3: Biera (1,115), is sitting out
Seat 4: Lordly (10,895)
Seat 5: TriffidTreat (4,251)
Seat 6: XPLODO (3,743)
Seat 7: the_urge27 (5,182)
Seat 8: token4luck (1,337)
Seat 9: con15w (3,375)
TriffidTreat posts the small blind of 40
XPLODO posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XPLODO [Qc Qh]--------- wake up with QQ in the BB... sweet
the_urge27 folds
token4luck folds
token4luck: she wants to do it
con15w: nice call on the flop
XPLODO: I couldn't handle a concubine misstress that never had an opinion
token4luck: man oh man
con15w calls 80
blahblah16 calls 80
mikebluffer folds
Biera folds
XPLODO: I like 'em firey
Lordly calls 80---------------------- The 3rd limper, I don't have anyone on much of a hand (JQ's and raggy aces)
con15w: you feeling lucky
token4luck: still tho
TriffidTreat has 15 seconds left to act
TriffidTreat folds
XPLODO raises to 400--------- trying to narrow the field, or just take it down
con15w calls 320
blahblah16 calls 320
Lordly folds
token4luck: would be cool
*** FLOP *** [6s 5d 8d]
XPLODO bets 1,320-------- pretty drawy board, I figure I might get played back at with an AT of diamonds, but that's fine if that's the case
con15w folds
token4luck: like !&#&% bendover
blahblah16 raises to 2,167, and is all in
XPLODO calls 847
blahblah16 shows [Ks 9s]-------- WTF?!?!?! K high with a gutshot?! Did he think I was laying down for 850 more?
XPLODO shows [Qc Qh]
*** TURN *** [6s 5d 8d] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [6s 5d 8d 9h] [Kd]------- Fuck right off
blahblah16 shows two pair, Kings and Nines
XPLODO shows a pair of Queens
blahblah16 wins the pot (5,654) with two pair, Kings and Nines
XPLODO: ...
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,654 | Rake 0
Board: [6s 5d 8d 9h Kd]
Seat 1: blahblah16 showed [Ks 9s] and won (5,654) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 2: mikebluffer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Biera didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Lordly (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: TriffidTreat (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: XPLODO (big blind) showed [Qc Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: the_urge27 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: token4luck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: con15w folded on the Flop

I guess I'm asking for it by playing in a 1$ tournament, but when you pick up QQ in what is essentially a freeroll, you need it to hold up to have a chance at making the money. What is with these people's retarded friggin' kids?!?!


To sum it up... grrr