I've had it with poker

jharding666 · #1 (**permalink**) 04-26-2007, 05:30 PM

My David Sklansky $ are worth at least 10x my bankroll, what the fuck do you have to do to actually cash them in? I just run infinitely bad in poker, full stop.

SnGwiz even tells me I'm always making the right decisions so why the fuck doesn't it pay off?

I swear to God I've never been on a heater. I've never even had a fair run of cards last longer than a day or two. I really wish it was easy to just give up this fucking game!

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t160 (7 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Hero (t1635)
UTG (t1295)
MP1 (t1675)
MP2 (t4160)
CO (t510)
Button (t3200)
SB (t1025)

Preflop: Hero is BB with

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2 folds, MP2 raises to t560, 3 folds, Hero raises to t1635 (All-In), MP2 calls t1075.

Flop: (t3350)

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(2 players, 1 all-in)
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Turn: (t3350)

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t3350)

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t3350

Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Ks (one pair, kings).
MP2 has Jc Js (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: MP2 wins t3350.

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t80 (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Hero (t1355)
BB (t5085)
UTG (t1710)
MP (t2885)
CO (t540)
Button (t1925)

Preflop: Hero is SB with

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3 folds, Button raises to t160, Hero raises to t1355 (All-In), 1 fold, Button calls t1195.

Flop: (t2790)

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(2 players, 1 all-in)
.

Turn: (t2790)

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2790)

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t2790

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Jd (two pair, queens and threes).
Button has Ts Ac (two pair, queens and tens).
Outcome: Button wins t2790.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2280938192: $11 + $1 Sit & Go (Turbo) (17187988), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:21:45 ET - 2007/04/24
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jharding666 [Ac Ah]
JODY718 folds
mrpennus folds
Longy11 folds
jharding666 raises to 105
brett749 raises to 300
soupsoup folds
cheeto42 folds
Jayceechapo folds
NOFEARUM folds
NOFEARUM: brett r u crazy??
jharding666 raises to 1,500, and is all in
brett749 calls 1,200, and is all in
jharding666 shows [Ac Ah]
brett749 shows [Jd Js]
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qh 3s]
*** TURN *** [Jh Qh 3s] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qh 3s Jc] [8d]
jharding666 shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
brett749 shows four of a kind, Jacks
brett749 wins the pot (3,045) with four of a kind, Jacks
jharding666 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,045 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh Qh 3s Jc 8d]
Seat 1: Jayceechapo (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: NOFEARUM (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: JODY718 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: mrpennus didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Longy11 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: jharding666 showed [Ac Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 7: brett749 showed [Jd Js] and won (3,045) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 8: soupsoup didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: cheeto42 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t800 (2 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Hero (t10480)
Button (t3020)

Preflop: Hero is BB with

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Hero raises to t10480 (All-In), Button calls t2220 (All-In).

Flop: (t12700)

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(2 players, 2 all-in)
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Turn: (t12700)

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t12700)

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: t12700

Results in white below:
Hero has Ts Th (two pair, tens and nines).
Button has 9h Kd (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins t8260. Button wins t4440.

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t120 (7 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

MP2 (t1180)
CO (t815)
Button (t3175)
SB (t2895)
Hero (t1435)
UTG (t2405)
MP1 (t1595)

Preflop: Hero is BB with

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UTG calls t120, 4 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to t1435 (All-In), UTG calls t1315, SB folds.

Flop: (t2990)

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(2 players, 1 all-in)
.

Turn: (t2990)

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2990)

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t2990

Results in white below:
Hero has As Kc (high card, ace).
UTG has Ad 5d (flush, ace high).
Outcome: UTG wins t2990.

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (8 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

MP1 (t5240)
MP2 (t6610)
Hero (t3610)
Button (t3435)
SB (t1483)
BB (t3315)
UTG (t5630)
UTG+1 (t9157)

Preflop: Hero is CO with

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UTG calls t50, 1 fold, MP1 raises to t240, 1 fold, Hero raises to t800, 2 folds, BB calls t750, UTG folds, MP1 raises to t2480, Hero raises to t4410 (All-In), BB calls t2515 (All-In), MP1 calls t1370.

Flop: (t11650)

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(3 players, 2 all-in)
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Turn: (t11650)

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t11650)

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: t11650

Results in white below:
BB has Js Jc (three of a kind, jacks).
MP1 has 2d 2s (three of a kind, twos).
Hero has Ad As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins t10020. MP1 wins t1630.

Full Tilt Poker (9 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with

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1 fold, UTG+1 raises, 1 fold, Hero raises 2370 (All-In), 4 folds, BB calls 1400 (All-In), UTG+1 calls.

Flop:

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(3 players, 2 all-in)
.

Turn:

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River:

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot:

Results in white below:
BB has Jd Kd (straight, king high).
UTG+1 has Tc Td (three of a kind, tens).
Hero has As Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins . UTG+1 wins .

yegch · #2 (**permalink**) 04-26-2007, 05:32 PM

Going all in with top pair preflop isn't always the best move... But I think you get the point now.

SeanyBullets1 · #3 (**permalink**) 04-26-2007, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yegch

Going all in with top pair preflop isn't always the best move... But I think you get the point now.

Que?? What does this even mean?

jharding666 · #4 (**permalink**) 04-26-2007, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yegch

Going all in with top pair preflop isn't always the best move... But I think you get the point now.

Explain

SeanyBullets1 · #5 (**permalink**) 04-26-2007, 05:42 PM

j, all I can say is take a break. I had this exact crap a month ago. You remember the threads.

It's horrible not playing for money but I'm slowly finding other things to do with my time until I get the BR back up and running this summer.

jharding666 · #6 (**permalink**) 04-26-2007, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanyBullets1

j, all I can say is take a break. I had this exact crap a month ago. You remember the threads.

It's horrible not playing for money but I'm slowly finding other things to do with my time until I get the BR back up and running this summer.

I have this exact crap every month! People probably think that I'm exaggerating but I swear I'm not.

This made me happier than anything I can even remember recently as far as poker goes:
Full Tilt Poker (3 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com
Seat 6: jharding666 (77,217)
Seat 8: roosterfarian (253,919)
Seat 9: Plano2005x (236,364)
jharding666 antes 1,500
roosterfarian antes 1,500
Plano2005x antes 1,500
roosterfarian posts the small blind of 6,000
Plano2005x posts the big blind of 12,000
Preflop: Hero is Button with

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Hero raises 75717 (All-In), 1 fold, BB calls.

Flop:

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(2 players, 1 all-in)
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Turn:

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River:

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot:

Results in white below:
BB has Kd Ah (one pair, kings).
Hero has 8d Qh (high card, king).
Outcome: BB wins .

Me busting with the worst hand, it was such a great feeling!

Thanks for your comments though seanny, it's appreciated.

OrionPro · #7 (**permalink**) 04-26-2007, 05:53 PM

You played very well which is the important thing jh

jharding666 · #8 (**permalink**) 04-26-2007, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFish

You played very well which is the important thing jh

Is this sarcasm? after yeghvdschdc's reply I'm paranoid! lol

OrionPro · #9 (**permalink**) 04-26-2007, 05:58 PM

No I was serious. You always had way the best of it and I play every hand exactly the same way

FaDi · #10 (**permalink**) 04-26-2007, 05:59 PM

Are you up or down overall?