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04-20-2007, 12:04 AM
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Mike McDermott
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A donky just stuck his dick into my ass
Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.30 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com
MP ($49.95)
Button ($30.50)
SB ($58.65)
Hero ($60)
UTG ($47.70)
Preflop: Hero is BB with  ,  .
UTG calls $0.30, 2 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to $1.2, UTG calls $0.90, SB calls $0.90.
Flop: ($3.60)  ,  , (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.7, UTG calls $2.70, SB folds.
Turn: ($9) (2 players)
Hero bets $7.2, UTG calls $7.20.
River: ($23.40) (2 players)
Hero bets $19.5, UTG raises to $36.6 (All-In), Hero calls $17.10.
Final Pot: $96.60
Results in white below:
Hero has Ac As (three of a kind, aces).
UTG has 5c 2c (straight, five high).
Outcome: UTG wins $96.60.
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04-20-2007, 12:40 AM
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Mike McDermott
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Full Tilt Poker Game #2248108204: Table Esk (deep 6) - $0.15/$0.30 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:20:42 ET - 2007/04/20
Seat 1: water boat ($71.90)
Seat 2: Cassie27 ($38.50)
Seat 3: The_Taj ($58.25)
Seat 4: BeesNeez ($30.40)
Seat 5: xhurl3y09x ($115.35)
Seat 6: TJKIDD ($20.90)
Cassie27 posts the small blind of $0.15
The_Taj posts the big blind of $0.30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to water boat [Kd Ks]
BeesNeez raises to $1.05
xhurl3y09x folds
TJKIDD calls $1.05
water boat raises to $5.65
Cassie27 folds
The_Taj folds
BeesNeez folds
TJKIDD calls $4.60
*** FLOP *** [7d 4c 8h]
TJKIDD checks
water boat bets $50
TJKIDD calls $15.25, and is all in
water boat shows [Kd Ks]
TJKIDD shows [Qh Qs]
Uncalled bet of $34.75 returned to water boat
*** TURN *** [7d 4c 8h] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [7d 4c 8h Qc] [9c]
water boat shows a pair of Kings
TJKIDD shows three of a kind, Queens
TJKIDD wins the pot ($41.15) with three of a kind, Queens
water boat adds $9
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $43.30 | Rake $2.15
Board: [7d 4c 8h Qc 9c]
Seat 1: water boat (button) showed [Kd Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Cassie27 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: The_Taj (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: BeesNeez folded before the Flop
Seat 5: xhurl3y09x didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: TJKIDD showed [Qh Qs] and won ($41.15) with three of a kind, Queens
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04-20-2007, 12:57 AM
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Mike McDermott
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Full Tilt Poker Game #2248171361: Table Idle (deep 6) - $0.15/$0.30 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:36:44 ET - 2007/04/20
Seat 3: The_Taj ($79.85)
Seat 4: water boat ($77.95)
Seat 5: rhc23 ($30.75)
Seat 6: JS2 ($57.75)
The_Taj posts the small blind of $0.15
water boat posts the big blind of $0.30
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to water boat [Jh Jd]
rhc23 folds
JS2 raises to $1.05
The_Taj calls $0.90
superslowmo sits down
superslowmo adds $60
water boat raises to $3.60
JS2 calls $2.55
The_Taj folds
*** FLOP *** [2d Tc 6h]
water boat checks
JS2 checks
*** TURN *** [2d Tc 6h] [3s]
water boat bets $6.30
luxx77 sits down
JS2 calls $6.30
*** RIVER *** [2d Tc 6h 3s] [7s]
water boat checks
luxx77 adds $25
JS2 bets $20.85
water boat has 15 seconds left to act
water boat calls $20.85
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JS2 shows [2s 2h] (three of a kind, Twos)
water boat mucks
JS2 wins the pot ($60.55) with three of a kind, Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $62.55 | Rake $2
Board: [2d Tc 6h 3s 7s]
Seat 3: The_Taj (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: water boat (big blind) mucked [Jh Jd] - a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: rhc23 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: JS2 (button) showed [2s 2h] and won ($60.55) with three of a kind, Twos
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04-20-2007, 02:06 AM
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Mike McDermott
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Full Tilt Poker Game #2248395501: Table Idle (deep 6) - $0.15/$0.30 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:47:09 ET - 2007/04/20
Seat 1: viking112175 ($17.15)
Seat 2: superslowmo ($58.50)
Seat 3: superaids ($44.80)
Seat 4: water boat ($63.45)
Seat 5: rhc23 ($133.35)
Seat 6: JS2 ($84.80)
water boat posts the small blind of $0.15
rhc23 posts the big blind of $0.30
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to water boat [Kh Qc]
JS2 folds
viking112175 raises to $0.60
superslowmo folds
superaids folds
water boat calls $0.45
rhc23 folds
*** FLOP *** [Kc 5h 3h]
water boat checks
viking112175 bets $1.50
water boat raises to $5.10
viking112175 raises to $16.55, and is all in
water boat calls $11.45
viking112175 shows [9s Kd]
water boat shows [Kh Qc]
*** TURN *** [Kc 5h 3h] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 5h 3h 9h] [Jd]
viking112175 shows two pair, Kings and Nines
water boat shows a pair of Kings
viking112175 wins the pot ($32.90) with two pair, Kings and Nines
water boat adds $13.70
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $34.60 | Rake $1.70
Board: [Kc 5h 3h 9h Jd]
Seat 1: viking112175 showed [9s Kd] and won ($32.90) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 2: superslowmo didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: superaids (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: water boat (small blind) showed [Kh Qc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: rhc23 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: JS2 didn't bet (folded)
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04-20-2007, 02:26 AM
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Mike McDermott
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Full Tilt Poker Game #2248447129: Table Idle (deep 6) - $0.15/$0.30 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:07:18 ET - 2007/04/20
Seat 1: yodango ($60.95)
Seat 2: superslowmo ($69.20), is sitting out
Seat 3: superaids ($22.20)
Seat 4: water boat ($70.90)
Seat 5: rhc23 ($127.50)
Seat 6: JS2 ($101.60)
superaids posts the small blind of $0.15
water boat posts the big blind of $0.30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to water boat [7d 4d]
rhc23 folds
JS2 folds
yodango folds
superaids raises to $0.90
water boat calls $0.60
*** FLOP *** [2h 4s 3s]
superaids bets $1.20
water boat calls $1.20
*** TURN *** [2h 4s 3s] [4c]
superaids checks
water boat bets $2.70
superaids raises to $12.30
water boat raises to $68.80, and is all in
superaids calls $7.80, and is all in
water boat shows [7d 4d]
superaids shows [As 5c]
Uncalled bet of $48.70 returned to water boat
*** RIVER *** [2h 4s 3s 4c] [Ac]
water boat shows three of a kind, Fours
superaids shows a straight, Five high
superaids wins the pot ($42.20) with a straight, Five high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $44.40 | Rake $2.20
Board: [2h 4s 3s 4c Ac]
Seat 1: yodango (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: superslowmo is sitting out
Seat 3: superaids (small blind) showed [As 5c] and won ($42.20) with a straight, Five high
Seat 4: water boat (big blind) showed [7d 4d] and lost with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 5: rhc23 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: JS2 didn't bet (folded)
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04-20-2007, 02:30 AM
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Mike McDermott
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aight If anyone sees me logged on to FT or UB or Stars in the next 3 days, Take a screenshot and post it here. I will send you 5$.
Also if you see mee logged into PFO in next 3 days, take a screen shot and I will send you 5$.
Officially I will be back on Monday.
Also if you don't have an account on those 3 rooms, i will not send anywhere else, so too bad.
Weird that I am not on tilt after losing so much.
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04-20-2007, 06:52 AM
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Poker Hustler
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That looks like shit I've seen for the last 3 months.
Best thread title ever lol
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04-20-2007, 07:06 AM
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Yowza that's a downswing.
And a very descriptive thread title to go with it.
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04-20-2007, 02:16 PM
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Did you get a reach around?
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04-20-2007, 04:08 PM
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You are the most unluckiest person EVAAAAA!
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