Ok so fuck PS, for realz. It might not be a downsing I'm experiencing anymore, I might not just be able to run well or win on this site. Not saying it's rigged or anything, but I do think it's very possible to just run terrible on a site. And Stars is that site for me.
I'm sitting in my college library bored off my ass from studying for Economics, I threw $15 into PS with my debit card to just fuck around.
OBVIOUSLY, I win a $12 45-man turbo for $155 or whatever (either 54 or 55). OBVIOUSLY. So I say fuck it, I'd only be losing $15 and can't even cash out for 2 days anyway.
So I fire up 2 $55 SNGs. First one, I'm down to about 950 at the 75/150 level. I get 44 in the CO and push. I get 2 callers. JTo and AJo. A on the river OBVIOUSLY.
So in the second one, this bullshit proceeds to happen. If there was ever someone doomswitched on Stars, it's me.
Also, I thought the play was supposed to be better at these levels?
These hands are within 5 of each other.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (7 handed)
Hand History Converter Tool from
FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)
CO (t1535)
Button (t1585)
Hero (t1625)
BB (t2695)
UTG (t2320)
MP1 (t2335)
MP2 (t1405)
Preflop: Hero is SB with

,

.
UTG raises to t100,
3 folds,
Button raises to t300,
Hero raises to t1625,
1 fold, UTG folds, Button calls t1285 (All-In).
Flop: (t3360)

,

,
(2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (t3360)
(2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (t3360)
(2 players, 1 all-in)
Final Pot: t3360
Results in white below:
Hero has Kh Kc (straight, king high).
Button has Ks Ac (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins t3320. Hero wins t40.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (7 handed)
Hand History Converter Tool from
FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)
MP1 (t1610)
MP2 (t3320)
Hero (t200)
Button (t2470)
SB (t2245)
BB (t2375)
UTG (t1280)
Preflop: Hero is CO with

,

.
3 folds,
Hero raises to t200,
Button raises to t300,
2 folds.
Flop: (t650)

,

,
(2 players)
Turn: (t650)
(2 players)
River: (t650)
(2 players)
Final Pot: t650
Results in white below:
Hero has Kh Kc (one pair, kings).
Button has Kd Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Button wins t650.
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Now I have never once accused a site of being rigged. I chalk it all up to variance. But I just find it hilarious that I put in $25 or $30, win $150+ (you've seen the threads, guys) then proceed to get my ass handed to me by the
POKERSTARS DOOMSWITCH OF DEATH.
I'm jumping back into
FTP when I "officially" come back

with a bankroll in the middle of the summer. I understand I pretty much bring this all on myself by depositing small ass amounts and then playing underrolled. I understand that so save the lectures. But the thing is, this doomswitch has been bending me over for the last month and a half even when I did have a bankroll. I dropped 22 straight BIs (you've seen those threads too)
So I'll be coming back in the middle of the summer with $600 and I'll be on
FTP and UB. I'm going to multi-table the $11s and sign up for rakeback under both sites. I was thinking of coming back and playing ring but honestly, while the money might be there, ring bores the shit out of me.