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  1. #1
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    Default o god i want suicide asap

    ok so i sold 500k play chips on pokerstars for 5$.
    i gradually build up my roll to 700$ in about 5 days.
    and then all hell breaks loose.

    Either this site is so random that so much *********happens or its secretly rigged to give terrible beats so the rake gets increased as well as make ppl go on tilt from getting fucked up the ass.

    so im playing 4 table .5/1 nl and on one of the tables the following happened.

    i pick up pocket jacks in late position so i raise it to 3$ -> get 2 callers
    flop comes 7 A J rainbow. (im thinking this is gold, no aa cuz no reraise)
    next comes A (giving me the full house)
    river comes 10
    a guy bets, i reraise him all in

    he catches RUNNER RUNNER ROYAL FLUSH so instead of me being up 130 i lose 55-60 on that pot.

    MY HEART JUMPED OUT. I was staring at nothing in great shock and almost started to cry
    i was literally screaming 'ahhh u ********************** for the next 10 mins
    I WANTED TO SLIT WRIST ASAP
    i worked out a bit and got drunk and thats the worst shit i ever saw in my life

    also does this happen to anyone else?? my AA get cracked around 50%.

    some example: me AA him 44 .5/1 nl i raise it to 6 he calls.
    flop 3 6 K (im pretty sure he dont have kk cause he bet 8$$)
    im hopin he has a/k so i raise him and he calls
    turn is 4 and river is 6 giving him the full house

    another gay thing me AA him 8/4 he catches 2 pair on flop

    more gayenss i flop a set, he catches backdoor flushes (happened like 3 times).

    now im down to just under 600$$

    i have never in my LIFE seen as many catches. Ive seen bad beats in r/l but definately not even close to the ********** that i was a victim to online....

    **********************
    Last edited by the alex; 02-24-2005 at 10:52 AM. Reason: What a moron. I had to keep that one "gayness" in there because he misspelled it.

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    Umm, try to refrain from using ethnic or racial slurs in your posts. It could be quite offensive to some. It doesn't bother me THAT much, but I'm speaking for the good of the site here, and I'm sure some won't appreciate that.

    For the first hand, how did the betting go on each street?

    And 5 to 700 in 5 days is kind of ridiculous, unless you won a tourney.
    Last edited by Announced Tilt; 02-23-2005 at 04:51 PM.

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    5 to 700? lol
    I'm corydoubleu!

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    and 4 tabling .5/1NL when you only have $700 bucks and just graduated from the micros is asking for problem.

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    I wouls suspect that anybody that can turn $5 into $700 in 5 days is playing with a high Standard deviation. Expect to go broke within 3 months.
    Marm is back, maybe. Been off for 3 years. Rusty as Hell.

    Luck is a Residue of Design.

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    ya sorry if i was a bit vulgar, i was just so pissed.
    (i watch a lot of scarface and frank says thatthe guys who last in this business (in this case poker) are the guys who fly straight, quiet, low key. And the guys who want it all... they dont last)

    i didnt play any tourney just super tight solid poker.
    fold ax suited in early (so dont get reraised)
    fold a/j in early pos
    fold a/q to raise (sometime ill call a very small raise depending on other ppl image/chips etc)
    fold 22-55 early (sometime call but its situation dependant)
    dont chase expensive draws
    etc etc.
    that way i dont need to rely on luck.

    i think my roll isnt big enough to steadily muti table at .5/1

    do u guys think 1k is enough to 5 table .5/1 ?

    but seriously my spirit is crushed. i can play perfectly for 8hrs and instead of being up 100$ i ca be down 100$.

    ***scrolling back up i sometimes forget that im not with my polish friends or at my house, and understand that this is a usa site with african american viewers. I will never use the n word in public like this. its just is was sooooo pissed and that was 1st thing that my brain thought of. aside from polish rap and eminem, i listen to some english gangster rap (with black ppl)so im not really 'racist'. hope i dont get banned (i wont say the n word again promise)
    Last edited by WSP; 02-23-2005 at 05:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Announced Tilt
    Umm, try to refrain from using ethnic or racial slurs in your posts.
    -Look at you with your Dego mustache and your greasy hair
    -What did I say about ethnic slurs
    Bean181818: some guy came up just grabbed my hand and starting massaging it, since it wasn't you, i told him to fuck off
    xcrunman02: yeah only I can do that, i don't need some gook trying to get with my life partner
    Bean181818: i've been faithful
    xcrunman02: me too
    Bean181818: peck tried to get all this but i told him this was all taken, all of it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by puddlejumper
    -Look at you with your Dego mustache and your greasy hair
    -What did I say about ethnic slurs

    Wow, sorry, but I really don't understand what you just said. I know what you said but I don't know what you are implying. :/

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    Oh...you're killing me. You uncultured man, have you never seen SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy? I say you have not lived! Get with it!
    Bean181818: some guy came up just grabbed my hand and starting massaging it, since it wasn't you, i told him to fuck off
    xcrunman02: yeah only I can do that, i don't need some gook trying to get with my life partner
    Bean181818: i've been faithful
    xcrunman02: me too
    Bean181818: peck tried to get all this but i told him this was all taken, all of it!

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    Oh, I've seen one of them, but it must not have been the one you are talking about. Oh well, I don't watch SNL much, since The Daily Show is the best comedy show on television.

    And, who you calling man?

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