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Old 01-04-2007, 07:44 PM
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Hand #38369975-82 at Thu901pm4KBounty-010 (No Limit tournament Hold'em)
Started at 04/Jan/07 22:33:32

Ray_Lebron is at seat 0 with 1090.
billshaler is at seat 1 with 2525.
wackie jacque is at seat 2 with 3515.
desufnoc is at seat 3 with 3455.
broke2 is at seat 4 with 585.
loz0209 is at seat 5 with 2000.
Black_Jacks is at seat 6 with 5530.
PlanBStudios is at seat 7 with 1825.
7furlong is at seat 8 with 1190.
ramsfan115 is at seat 9 with 3565.
The button is at seat 6.

PlanBStudios posts the small blind of 75.
7furlong posts the big blind of 150.

Ray_Lebron: -- --
billshaler: -- --
wackie jacque: -- --
desufnoc: -- --
broke2: -- --
loz0209: Ac 9s
Black_Jacks: -- --
PlanBStudios: -- --
7furlong: -- --
ramsfan115: -- --

Pre-flop:

ramsfan115 folds. Ray_Lebron folds. billshaler
folds. wackie jacque folds. desufnoc folds.
broke2 folds. loz0209 raises to 525. Black_Jacks
folds. PlanBStudios folds. 7furlong calls.

Flop (board: Qh 6s 9c):

7furlong goes all-in for 665. loz0209 calls.

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

loz0209 shows Ac 9s.
7furlong shows 8d 7c.


Turn (board: Qh 6s 9c 4d):

(no action in this round)


River (board: Qh 6s 9c 4d 5d):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

loz0209 has Ac 9s Qh 6s 9c: a pair of nines.
7furlong has 8d 7c 6s 9c 5d: straight, nine high.


Hand #38369975-82 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
7furlong wins 2455 with straight, nine high.
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Old 01-04-2007, 07:47 PM
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BOOM! New Life!


Hand #38369975-84 at Thu901pm4KBounty-010 (No Limit tournament Hold'em)
Started at 04/Jan/07 22:36:06

Ray_Lebron is at seat 0 with 0 (sitting out).
billshaler is at seat 1 with 2375.
wackie jacque is at seat 2 with 3365.
desufnoc is at seat 3 with 3455.
broke2 is at seat 4 with 585.
loz0209 is at seat 5 with 810.
Black_Jacks is at seat 6 with 8895.
PlanBStudios is at seat 7 with 0 (sitting out).
7furlong is at seat 8 with 2380.
ramsfan115 is at seat 9 with 3415.
The button is at seat 8.

ramsfan115 posts the small blind of 100.
billshaler posts the big blind of 200.

billshaler: -- --
wackie jacque: -- --
desufnoc: -- --
broke2: -- --
loz0209: Ad 2d
Black_Jacks: -- --
7furlong: -- --
ramsfan115: -- --

Pre-flop:

wackie jacque calls. desufnoc folds. broke2 folds.
loz0209 goes all-in for 810. Black_Jacks calls.
7furlong folds. ramsfan115 calls. billshaler folds.
wackie jacque calls.

Flop (board: Kd 8h 2s):

ramsfan115 checks. wackie jacque checks.
Black_Jacks bets 2300. ramsfan115 folds. wackie
jacque folds. Black_Jacks is returned 2300
(uncalled).

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

loz0209 shows Ad 2d.
Black_Jacks shows Ks Jd.


Turn (board: Kd 8h 2s Ah):

(no action in this round)


River (board: Kd 8h 2s Ah 7c):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

loz0209 has Ad 2d Kd 2s Ah: two pair, aces and deuces.
Black_Jacks has Ks Jd Kd 8h Ah: a pair of kings.


Hand #38369975-84 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
loz0209 wins 3440 with two pair, aces and deuces.
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Same mother fucker did it again.


Hand #38369975-102 at Thu901pm4KBounty-010 (No Limit tournament Hold'em)
Started at 04/Jan/07 22:49:47

Business 727 is at seat 0 with 4405.
billshaler is at seat 1 with 2410.
wackie jacque is at seat 2 with 3040.
desufnoc is at seat 3 with 3855.
pokertard is at seat 4 with 3430.
loz0209 is at seat 5 with 3040.
Black_Jacks is at seat 6 with 13030.
7furlong is at seat 8 with 1180.
boohx2 is at seat 9 with 11925.
The button is at seat 6.

7furlong posts the small blind of 150.
boohx2 posts the big blind of 300.

Business 727: -- --
billshaler: -- --
wackie jacque: -- --
desufnoc: -- --
pokertard: -- --
loz0209: Jh Jc
Black_Jacks: -- --
7furlong: -- --
boohx2: -- --

Pre-flop:

Business 727 folds. billshaler folds. wackie jacque
folds. desufnoc folds. pokertard folds. loz0209
raises to 1050. Black_Jacks folds. 7furlong calls.
boohx2 folds.

Flop (board: Qd 5s 7h):

7furlong goes all-in for 130. loz0209 calls.

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

loz0209 shows Jh Jc.
7furlong shows Kc Qh.


Turn (board: Qd 5s 7h Ac):

(no action in this round)


River (board: Qd 5s 7h Ac 9s):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

loz0209 has Jh Jc Qd Ac 9s: a pair of jacks.
7furlong has Kc Qh Qd Ac 9s: a pair of queens.


Hand #38369975-102 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
7furlong wins 2660 with a pair of queens.
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LOL. This thread's funny.
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LOL. This thread's funny.
I was thinking the same thing.

Loz kinda cracks me up. Sometimes I am not sure if he is being funny or serious.
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I finally get to laugh.


Hand #38376286-6 at SnG-1507i (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Started at 05/Jan/07 00:14:34

aniux is at seat 0 with 1610.
harndawg4444 is at seat 1 with 1520.
frankiebiggs is at seat 2 with 1355.
loz0209 is at seat 3 with 1395.
river-rat17 is at seat 4 with 1650.
stinkin is at seat 5 with 1470.
The button is at seat 5.

aniux posts the small blind of 10.
harndawg4444 posts the big blind of 20.

aniux: -- --
harndawg4444: -- --
frankiebiggs: -- --
loz0209: Js Ks
river-rat17: -- --
stinkin: -- --

Pre-flop:

frankiebiggs raises to 40. loz0209 calls.
river-rat17 folds. stinkin folds. aniux folds.
harndawg4444 folds.

Flop (board: Qs Ts 2s):

frankiebiggs bets 110. loz0209 calls.

Turn (board: Qs Ts 2s Th):

frankiebiggs bets 330. loz0209 calls.

River (board: Qs Ts 2s Th 5c):

frankiebiggs goes all-in for 875. loz0209 calls.

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

frankiebiggs shows Ad Ah.
loz0209 shows Js Ks.




Showdown:

frankiebiggs has Ad Ah Qs Ts Th: two pair, aces and tens.
loz0209 has Js Ks Qs Ts 2s: flush, king high.


Hand #38376286-6 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
loz0209 wins 2740 with flush, king high.
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Getting happier.


Hand #38376286-32 at SnG-1507i (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Started at 05/Jan/07 00:27:55

aniux is at seat 0 with 1390.
harndawg4444 is at seat 1 with 2015.
loz0209 is at seat 3 with 2290.
river-rat17 is at seat 4 with 1820.
stinkin is at seat 5 with 1485.
The button is at seat 0.

harndawg4444 posts the small blind of 15.
loz0209 posts the big blind of 30.

aniux: -- --
harndawg4444: -- --
loz0209: 9d 8s
river-rat17: -- --
stinkin: -- --

Pre-flop:

river-rat17 folds. stinkin raises to 60. aniux
folds. harndawg4444 folds. loz0209 calls.

Flop (board: 4h 9s 7h):

loz0209 checks. stinkin bets 135. loz0209 calls.


Turn (board: 4h 9s 7h 8d):

loz0209 bets 405. stinkin goes all-in for 1290.
loz0209 calls.

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

loz0209 shows 9d 8s.
stinkin shows Td Tc.


River (board: 4h 9s 7h 8d Ac):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

loz0209 has 9d 8s 9s 8d Ac: two pair, nines and eights.
stinkin has Td Tc 9s 8d Ac: a pair of tens.


Hand #38376286-32 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
loz0209 wins 2985 with two pair, nines and eights.
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