Signs I shouldn't be playing poker
100/200 blinds, I have 5200 chips, UTG+2 has slightly more.
I get QQ - raise 5bb UTG, UTG+2 calls.
Flop, blank blank blank.
Raise 2x pot. UTG+2 goes all in. I Call.
Idiot has 33.
Turn blank.
River 3!!!!!
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First hand in MTT toruney (20/40 blinds)
I get JJ on button. Middle position raises to 120, one caller. I raise to 500.
Both morons call.
Flop is 3h, 2d, 6s
First player checks, next player goes all-in. I call. Now, i'm statisfied losing to QQ, KK, etc. Player that checks goes all-in. Three players are all in.
I show JJ.
Moron number one shows Kc 9h
Moron number two shows 4s 10h
turn is 10.
river is 5.
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Barely stayin afloat in another tourney. Finally get something worth playing with 1500 chips left with blinds at 200.
I get 77 on the button. I go all-in. I'm ready to lose this hand to something good.
Someone calls and shows 33.
Flop - 3 J 7.
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I get QQ on another table on the button.
Blinds are 100/200. Couple of limpers before me.
I raise to 2000.
one limper folds the other calls.
Flop is 9 Q J
Guys bets 300.
I raise to 2000. He calls (noob mistake here, i should have smelled something fishy here).
turn is blank.
He bets 300. I go all in. He calls.
River is blank.
I turn over trips Q, he turns onver K 10 for the straight.
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I'm not religous - but perhaps god is sending me a sign.
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