there is no way anyone could possibly be this bad. there is absolutely NO way that anyone could play a hand this badly on purpose. not only does he LIMP CALL my raise with QQ, he CALLS the flop when he has an overpair, he CALLS the turn when he hits a set (and i hit my straight)
AND HE HITS A BOAT ON THE RIVER AND FUCKING SMOOTH CALLS WITH THE NUTS, NO I DO NOT FUCKING HAVE POCKET JACKS YOU STUPID DONK.
i dont even know if this is a bad beat, it was just seriously the dumbest thing i had ever seen.
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed)
Hand History Converter Tool from
FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)
UTG ($88.65)
MP ($101.40)
CO ($84.75)
Button ($88.15)
SB ($83.34)
Hero ($121)
Preflop: Hero is BB with

,

. SB posts a blind of $0.50.
3 folds, Button calls $1,
1 fold,
Hero raises to $3, Button calls $3.
Flop: ($8.50)

,

,
(2 players)
Hero bets $6, Button calls $6.
Turn: ($20.50)
(2 players)
Hero bets $10, Button calls $10.
River: ($40.50)
(2 players)
Hero bets $35, Button calls $35.
Final Pot: $110.50
Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Ad (straight, ace high).
Button has Qh Qs (full house, queens full of jacks).
Outcome: Button wins $110.50.