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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero (t2590)
UTG (t3115)
MP (t4475)
Button (t1635)
SB (t1685)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T, Q.
UTG calls t200, 3 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: (t500) K, A, J (2 players)
Hero bets t200, UTG raises to t1200, Hero raises to t2390, UTG calls t1190.

Turn: (t5280) A (2 players)

River: (t5280) K (2 players)

Final Pot: t5280

Results in white below:
Hero has Ts Qc (straight, ace high).
UTG has Ah 4h (full house, aces full of kings).
Outcome: UTG wins t5280.

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not having a very good night.....

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP2 (t3425)
CO (t1385)
Hero (t2085)
SB (t280)
BB (t1895)
UTG (t1460)
UTG+1 (t1540)
MP1 (t1430)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t30, MP1 calls t30, 2 folds, Hero raises to t120, SB raises to t280, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls t250, MP1 folds, Hero raises to t440, UTG+1 calls t160.

Flop: (t1220) 9, J, 5 (3 players)
UTG+1 bets t1100 (All-In), Hero calls t1100.

Turn: (t3420) 8 (3 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t3420) 9 (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t3420

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has 9d Kc (three of a kind, nines).
Hero has As Ac (two pair, aces and nines).
SB has Ah Qh (one pair, nines).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t3420.

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"On a large enough time line, the survival rate of a Donk will drop to zero."

I think some of the pizza I ate earlier came up a little reading those.

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