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Old 08-08-2006, 03:52 AM
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I'm on may way to the bathroom to drop 1, and then i decide to go to my bro's room on the way to harass him. In shok, i see him playing poker. He hasnt played for like 5 months so i was very delighted.

naturally i say "get the eff out of the way and let me show you how its done"
so i take some pots down by bluffing (mainly trying to make my bro feel like pussy). these were -EV plays, but worked out for the particular moment.

after a few minutes, i sit back and let him play. A few hands, I point out mistakes, etc..

I made a sick read where i said " chek/fold river, hes gunna bet .27" and surely enough villain bet .25 into the .60 pot.

anyway, enough of my crazy skill.

gayboy dealt Ac Ad in MP
gayboy raises to .07, 4 folds, SB calls, BB folds

Flop: 6h 8h Ks SB cheks, gayboy bets .15 Sb calls
Turn: 6h 8h Ks Kc SB cheks, gayboy bets .40, sb raises to .98 (all in)

now, gayboy takes a while. I keep quite, to see what he wants to do. I see him dragging mouse towrd fold and I say "wtf you ideot call hes on flush draw"

so gayboy calls.

River: 6h 8h Ks Kc As

showdown:
unlucky bastard flips over AhKh (basically had nut flush draw, and set on turn)
gayboy AA = hits 1 outer and wins with nut FH.

goodnight
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I'm on may way to the bathroom to drop 1, and then i decide to go to my bro's room on the way to harass him. In shok, i see him playing poker.
How does you story not end, "I shit myself!" ?
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How does you story not end, "I shit myself!" ?
Most of Gders stories end with him shitting himself.
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Most of Gders stories end with him shitting himself.
he conveniently left that part out this time


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