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Old 07-30-2006, 09:42 PM
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Thats the third damn time ive had kings IN A ROW up against aces i swear poker stars is rigged and im so pissed at the minute yeah i do want a god dam fight.

Shessh fuking stars BS

The odds against this are crazy (3 times in a bloody row)


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

UTG+1 ($4.20)
MP1 ($2.73)
MP2 ($3.82)
MP3 ($2.99)
Hero ($11.14)
Button ($4.55)
SB ($1.62)
BB ($3.52)
UTG ($4.21)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, K.
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.05, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.3, 3 folds, MP1 raises to $1.05, Hero raises to $1.8, MP1 raises to $3.73, Hero calls $0.93.

Flop: ($6.53) K, A, A (2 players)

Turn: ($6.53) Q (2 players)

River: ($6.53) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $6.53
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Old 07-30-2006, 09:46 PM
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looooooooooooooool

Ouch. At least he didn't have any money on the table. You can take it all back in one hand.
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GodFadiR (12:32:45 AM): but lets be honest
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so he hit quads?

sucks man, chill for a bit and get back out there. you aren;t making bad plays so it will turn around.


just don't play pissed off. i tilted off about a hundred bucks last night because i was drunk and mad. then i woke up this morning even more pissed because i did that.
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so he hit quads?

sucks man, chill for a bit and get back out there. you aren;t making bad plays so it will turn around.


just don't play pissed off. i tilted off about a hundred bucks last night because i was drunk and mad. then i woke up this morning even more pissed because i did that.
lol yeah i know, and i'm generaly gd with not tilting but 3 freakin times lmao i always feel like suck a cock when they turn over aces
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i always feel like suck a cock when they turn over aces
I'll take your word for that, kid.
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looooooooooooooool

Ouch. At least he didn't have any money on the table. You can take it all back in one hand.
Tell me oh god please that this happens to others

Ive been grinding overnight and for what 3 bad beats gimme a break no sleep for like 18 hrs
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yeah, man, last night i lost $82 to a girl who had 9's against my 10's after a 78T flop, she pushed, i called of course. turn: blank. river: 6. the only fucking card she could have beat me with.

i felt like i got punched in the face.
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I'll take your word for that, kid.

How in hell it always says ure offline? and posts appear
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yeah, man, last night i lost $82 to a girl who had 9's against my 10's after a 78T flop, she pushed, i called of course. turn: blank. river: 6. the only fucking card she could have beat me with.

i felt like i got punched in the face.
This was to a girl aswell i HATE loosing to women she said ty in the chat box and i was ready to explode into a verbal assault untill i saw some twat had said the oft-repeated phrase "vnh" thats shit p-'s me off also....i mean it should be "very nice play" who the hell cares what they got dealt
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yeah man, that ty shit in the chat after something like that pisses me off so much.

as if i couldn't get any more angry, they go and type that and i wanna explode.
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