funny day:
lol so for reasons that take paragraphs to explain i have to empty my party account until may 19th. so i send an even number check home and i left like $47 on party figuring i could mess with it later (after may 19th i will be 18 and im going to work on bonus whoring other sites)

so its been 2 days without online poker and i think fuck it ill mess around with this 47. mom comes home and tells me to empty out the account (again, long story you can probably guess whats going on.) so im like fine
i go to cash out and it says minimum check is $50 and my mom is like well you better get that out so im like wtf ok mom i have to win $3.
FOR SOME IDIOT REASON i dont play shorthanded where i can bully a few dollars for someone, i enter a $11 heads up match.
my mom is like freaking out because im playing and im like mom im good atheads up see i have to beat one person

first hand is limped, i have J8 i check and see a flop.
flop is J 8 4 rainbow, dealer MOVES IN and im like look how easy this was mom

he shows 4 3
turn: 4
river:3
AWESOME (as my mom is literally shitting a brick because not only am i playing, im now losing, she doesnt understand a bad beat)

so now im on ultra tilt, enter a $33 heads up match to try to mend things.
somewhere in level 1 i mannaged to lose my AK vs a9 with a river 9

so i have like $6 left i sit down at .15 .25. in MP
limpers to my Q9 i just push all in, get called by 2 people, about to close the screen untill i snag a J and a K for a K high straight and take the main pot. i work my way from there til i mannage to get to $47 and some change and sure enough i didnt stop til i had nothing.

and in over 200 posts i finally get to use the
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haha

lol cool story.. care to explain about that part tho?

lol, well, ill try to make it short

my bank statement comes home right? when party sent checks home i made sure to get the mail, but they opened up my bank statement probably expecting 50-100 bucks, yeah turns out it was over 3k.
keep in mind my parents think poker is a complete luck game, so in order to get $3700 i had to risk at least half of that and lose lots in the process.
so they said i wasnt supposed to be doing it til i was 18. then they talked about how that if im going to casinos im going to get molested. you are thinking "wtf" i know, its weird.

anyways they were pissed but arent that mad right anymore. so i could probably redeposit and say it was play money, they wouldnt know the differnce. but i want to wait til im 18 and just try a whole bunch of bonus's.

duuude

dont worry thats the first time ive ever done anything that dumb, i dont normaly dump $50 for shits and giggles
haha

This story is crazy. I love that fact that your parents concern with casinos is that you will get molested.

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all casinos i guess. i tried to explain to them its mostly just old people but they dont get it.

and the thing is, shes not just worried about me:
"We just dont want you going to that casino anymore. you know the types of people that are there? they are the scum, the bottom of the barrel! wesley(my name) you know there are people there, men, who really like young boys. REALLY like them. do you know what i mean? im talking about sexual predetaors. i have been researching them, there was a specail on the news. you know what happens? first, they molest you. then, they follow you home and molest your father and I. then they molest your friends, and your girlfriend. would you like that? getting molested?"

to the best of my ability, that is word for word what she said.

i didnt post that earlier b/c i figured that along with the rest of this post i would lose the rest of any credibility i still had left on this site

Wow.

Anyway, maybe you wouldn't be such a target for molestors if your name wasn't tightaggressive.

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