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Old 03-26-2008, 12:16 PM
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Sorry sir, this is simply NOT going to happen on this site.
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i suck at taking less than 4 hours to notice that this is a duplicate post in another forum
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Old 03-26-2008, 10:26 PM
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jesus christ, obviously not the place to post this requeest, i will delete both posts.
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Before he deletes, I figured I'd quote to show what the douche bag expects from a bunch of strangers

BTW - If anyone want to ship me $10k, send me a pm and I'll be happy to accept

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Hey guys,

My name is Ry1STR on stars/dtdpoker.com and was ryan yearsley on ftp but i closed my acct. i am also takin a break currently in online poker..

The reason for this post is to seek sponsorship or someone who has had success, or to be honest has alot of money to stake me or part entry fees into WSOP 2008!

Ok, to sell myself, on 2nd June 2008 i turn 21! yes am eligable to play in USA! i have purchased tickets to ibiza opening season prior to finding the dates for WSOP!! omg! so i am cancellin these as i turn 21 on Event 3#!!!!! that will make me the youngest player in the tournament as ill be 21 0 days old or atleast equal age which is highly unlikely!!! Ok... now im happy to buy myself into this event as its $1500, im happy to pay for my airfares and accomodation and i dont even want to be staked into main event!!?

So what do i want?? on feb 5th i started as a pro playing full time and turned $200 (thinkin i might need to reload but ill take a shot) into over 45k in over 2 months playing CASH games only including 2 sick bad runs.. oh and i only played OMAHA plo...
I have receipts, bank statements proof of profitibility etc to prove i can turn a profit hence continually make correct moves and i am not even askin for the entire amount to the 10k wsop omaha championship just a helpin hand..i played up to 25/50 on ftp/ dusktilldawn and have stacked some great playorz, so if u can stake me, wud be much appreciated.

So now why do i need this ?

wat i did being a juvenile and with no concept of money and commitments.. spennnddd... travelled england, all around australia, mauritius, nice clothes, taking girls out etc.. and then had a couple of sickly runs n lost about $20k..now im kinda at the stage where i gotta tighten up a bit n stop spending!!

so what are you getting? Profit if i win/cash, i WILL be the youngest player at WSOP so if i do well i shud get some attention..i will wear your logos or shout your name out at the top of my lungs.. etc.. its a good investment..

if u want to stake me in other tournaments - i will only play nl and omaha i dont want to play limit, stud etc.. i am more than happy to enter on your behalf with contracts signed before hand..

please feel free to cal me on 0433 651 290 or email me. cheers.

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20 12:12POLi- $200.00USDAcceptedMar 20 12:10POLi- $200.00USDDeclinedMar 20 12:00POLi- $200.00USDDeclinedMar 12 01:26Prepaid Card$402.00- USDAcceptedMar 11 10:57ECash Direct (GBP)- $395.64USDAcceptedMar 11 08:35Prepaid Card$550.00- USDAcceptedMar 07 08:19Full Tilt Poker$3,000.00- USDAcceptedMar 06 13:00Full Tilt Poker- $3,000.00USDAcceptedMar 05 10:04ECash Direct (GBP)$11,012.15- USDAcceptedMar 05 07:35Full Tilt Poker$350.00- USDAcceptedMar 05 02:09ECash Direct (GBP)$11,012.15- USDAcceptedMar 04 10:21ECash Direct (GBP)- $2,920.80USDAcceptedMar 02 08:13Full Tilt Poker$480.00- USDAcceptedMar 02 06:42Full Tilt Poker$1,000.00- USDAcceptedMar 01 15:55ECash Direct (GBP)$1,012.97- USDAcceptedFeb 29 11:25Adjustment$5,000.00- USDAcceptedFeb 29 11:24Adjustment$12.75- USDAcceptedFeb 28 00:49Full Tilt Poker$500.00- USDAcceptedFeb 27 20:56Full Tilt Poker$500.00- USDAcceptedFeb 27 16:55ECash Direct (GBP)$2,008.84- USDAcceptedFeb 27 09:01ECash Direct (GBP)$1,104.86- USDAcceptedFeb 27 07:39ECash Direct (GBP)$602.65- USDAcceptedFeb 26 21:52ECash Direct (GBP)$10462.03- USDAccepted

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hahaa, oh dear, it looks that way a bit haha i must admit! i dont run hot lol i run warm then icey cold.. lol.. in that 2.5 months i crashed 12-25k twice with 3-9% outers 5k a pop.

No, I am far from broke actually if you must know, I have spent over my budget as we all do from time to time however by June 2008 i will have more than enough for any tournament buy in..

it was simply just a proposition....a business deal i thought may pay dividends to someone as i have characteristics such as being 21.0, i know how to play and im ridiculously good looking..hahah.. but yerr my name is Ryan Yearsley. So when WSOP 2008 is on check the PLO list and u will see me registered whether i get staked or not..i just thought it was worth a try on some forum but obviously its not the way to go.. i will prob speak with some high stakes players or businesses and see if they will spot me.. i am here nor there..
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jesus christ, obviously not the place to post this requeest, i will delete both posts.
If you find a place where they DO except posts like these let us know.
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If you find a place where they DO except posts like these let us know.
If you find a place where they accept posts such as this.. AND some stranger offers up 10k.. please let ME know.
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