One of the typical online BS streaks of the night. Losing 8...yep 8 all in preflop 50/50 races in row. Would LUVVV to know the odds of that. I will go out on a limb saying it would never happen in live.

0 for 4 tonight...no lie. AK lost twice and 44 and 99. It's almost laughable how I see it's a coinflip and just know I'm losing

Running total since making this original post is 2 for 23. I have the last 13 hands to prove....It's almost reason for me to cash out and head to PS. This is becoming a total joke.

just lost AK to QQ...2 for 24. LOL. About to cash out 1/2 of my roll on FUKKKIN FAKE TILT.

first hand of the night (ultra turbo..but the odds are still the same) Lost AK to 66. total joke..2 foe 25 now.

got all in..in a 20.00 9 player NL tourny with AK vs AQ and A10....of course..AQ won...WHy you ask? Cause he had 1 of the best possible hands to have on Fake Tilt. 3 live cards preflop.

The next 20.00 9 player NL tourny I get all in with 88 vs 77...ya starting to know why I think all this online shit is fkn fake?


Full Tilt Poker Game #18775998888: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (142565041), Table 1 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:47:00 ET - 2010/02/25
Seat 1: chrismystero (1,110)
Seat 2: Idle Life (2,870)
Seat 3: AUTOMOTIVEMD (3,255)
Seat 4: deamon44 (1,770)
Seat 5: Delivererer (540)
Seat 6: huge fiend (1,695)
Seat 8: sweeper22 (1,030)
Seat 9: nobu147 (1,230)
AUTOMOTIVEMD posts the small blind of 80
deamon44 posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sweeper22 [8s 8h]
Delivererer has 15 seconds left to act
Delivererer folds
huge fiend folds
sweeper22 raises to 420
nobu147 folds
chrismystero folds
Idle Life folds
AUTOMOTIVEMD has 15 seconds left to act
AUTOMOTIVEMD raises to 1,420
deamon44 folds
sweeper22 calls 610, and is all in
AUTOMOTIVEMD shows [7s 7h]
sweeper22 shows [8s 8h]
Uncalled bet of 390 returned to AUTOMOTIVEMD
*** FLOP *** [9h Ah Ac]
*** TURN *** [9h Ah Ac] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [9h Ah Ac Qs] [7c]
AUTOMOTIVEMD shows a full house, Sevens full of Aces
sweeper22 shows two pair, Aces and Eights
AUTOMOTIVEMD wins the pot (2,220) with a full house, Sevens full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,220 | Rake 0
Board: [9h Ah Ac Qs 7c]
Seat 1: chrismystero didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Idle Life (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: AUTOMOTIVEMD (small blind) showed [7s 7h] and won (2,220) with a full house, Sevens full of Aces
Seat 4: deamon44 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Delivererer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: huge fiend didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: sweeper22 showed [8s 8h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 9: nobu147 didn't bet (folded)

SO that's 2 20.00 tournies where I"d be chip leader with 5 or 6 player left..if my 70% or 80% hand held up preflop...

This is even better.....idiot had 2 outs after the flop. HIt on the river.
HIEUTHAO has 15 seconds left to act
HIEUTHAO bets 360
sweeper22 calls 360
*** TURN *** [Kd 9c Kh] [Ad]
sweeper22 checks
HIEUTHAO checks
*** RIVER *** [Kd 9c Kh Ad] [JavaScript]
sweeper22 bets 300
HIEUTHAO raises to 2,750, and is all in
sweeper22 calls 1,605, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 845 returned to HIEUTHAO
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HIEUTHAO shows [Jh Jd] a full house, Jacks full of Kings
sweeper22 mucks
HIEUTHAO wins the pot (4,980) with a full house, Jacks full of Kings
sweeper22 stands up
The blinds are now 40/80
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,980 | Rake 0
Board: [Kd 9c Kh Ad JavaScript]
Seat 1: HIEUTHAO showed [Jh Jd] and won (4,980) with a full house, Jacks full of Kings
Seat 2: Betse G didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: V_Jim_C didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: AttackDogg didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: stiner23 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Ship Deez (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: sweeper22 (big blind) mucked [Qd Kc] - three of a kind, Kings
Seat 9: nickv50 didn't bet (folded)

classic Fake Tilt fukkking me. FAKE POKER.... Donk had a 7% odds of winning this hand after the flop.. WOw.. that is happening quite alot around here.

just got knocked out of the FAKE TILT big double with AQ vs 44. Man I wish I could feel comfortable gambling on a 50/50 and playing sh!tty low pairs. YEP another 50/50 loss.

Higher_Wattage raises to 300
professorpeanut calls 300
Try_Tilt_Me calls 300
sweeper22 raises to 855, and is all in
RAD1OH3AD folds
Higher_Wattage raises to 7,115, and is all in
professorpeanut folds
Try_Tilt_Me folds
Higher_Wattage shows [4h 4s]
sweeper22 shows [As Qd]
Uncalled bet of 6,260 returned to Higher_Wattage
*** FLOP *** [7h 9d Kd]
*** TURN *** [7h 9d Kd] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [7h 9d Kd 2h] [9h]
Higher_Wattage shows two pair, Nines and Fours
sweeper22 shows a pair of Nines
Higher_Wattage wins the pot (2,430) with two pair, Nines and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,430 | Rake 0
Board: [7h 9d Kd 2h 9h]
Seat 1: mjh01222 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: torkolort didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Higher_Wattage showed [4h 4s] and won (2,430) with two pair, Nines and Fours
Seat 5: professorpeanut folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Try_Tilt_Me (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: sweeper22 (small blind) showed [As Qd] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 8: RAD1OH3AD (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: whoa dewd didn't bet (folded)