Here are the two hands that knocked me out of a 26.00 45 player tournament...both to the same retarded player. The first hand he CALLED my AJ with A4 (putting himself all in with A 4.yea...I know....)..and we all know what usually happens when you have the better ace on Fake Tilt...IT LOSES!! So he sucks out.

Then I push with 5 6 suited (last suckout hurt) vs his AK and of course..THE AK HOLDS......I have had this exact same 'type' of ending on Fake Tilt three times tonight...it's just retarded.

ok..maybe i'm just the most unlucky mother fucker on this fuckin site. If it's not a complete suckout, it's fuckin AA. UNREAL. First hand after we all make the $$$...AK vs AA. Second time tonight. jesus christ...

or AQ vs AK...lol. FUCK THIS

Full Tilt Poker Game #29746899639: $30K Super Turbo Guarantee (226173759), Table 13 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 00:33:37 ET - 2011/04/09
Seat 1: JazzySnazzy (515)
Seat 2: Metsuda (945)
Seat 3: Lol_Me_Not (950)
Seat 4: DK Superdry (525)
Seat 5: sweeper22 (380)
Seat 6: theSauceMakr (175)
Seat 7: BR8KEtheBANK (415)
Seat 8: DERRICKROSE25 (530)
Seat 9: YooACEhole (770)
JazzySnazzy posts the small blind of 30
Metsuda posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sweeper22 [Qc Ac]
Lol_Me_Not folds
DK Superdry folds
sweeper22 raises to 380, and is all in
theSauceMakr has 15 seconds left to act
theSauceMakr folds
BR8KEtheBANK folds
DERRICKROSE25 folds
YooACEhole folds
JazzySnazzy raises to 515, and is all in
Metsuda folds
JazzySnazzy shows [Ah Ks]
sweeper22 shows [Qc Ac]
Uncalled bet of 135 returned to JazzySnazzy
*** FLOP *** [Td 6c 5d]
*** TURN *** [Td 6c 5d] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Td 6c 5d 9h] [5h]
JazzySnazzy shows a pair of Fives
sweeper22 shows a pair of Fives
JazzySnazzy wins the pot (820) with a pair of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 820 | Rake 0
Board: [Td 6c 5d 9h 5h]
Seat 1: JazzySnazzy (small blind) showed [Ah Ks] and won (820) with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: Metsuda (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Lol_Me_Not didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: DK Superdry didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: sweeper22 showed [Qc Ac] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: theSauceMakr didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: BR8KEtheBANK didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: DERRICKROSE25 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: YooACEhole (button) didn't bet (folded)

How is it that I NEVER win one of these all ins with the worse ace...yet I get butt fucked night after night by the low retard.. how bout it both ways you fuckers at Fake Tilt?????

Another AA vs my AK hand...wow....just must be unlucky..

Full Tilt Poker Game #29832760106: $11 + $1 Rush On Demand (231894661), Table 46 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 00:04:04 ET - 2011/04/12
Seat 1: THE 9 (1,700)
Seat 2: jz2104ucla (2,366)
Seat 3: philojak (1,110)
Seat 4: Roddo925 (1,735)
Seat 5: NesKau09 (1,800)
Seat 6: toropyjka (970)
Seat 7: rainbowtrout (977)
Seat 8: sweeper22 (2,120)
Seat 9: Bingooooooo69 (3,060)
jz2104ucla posts the small blind of 40
philojak posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sweeper22 [As Kh]
Roddo925 raises to 160
NesKau09 folds
toropyjka folds
rainbowtrout folds
sweeper22 raises to 240
Bingooooooo69 raises to 3,060, and is all in
THE 9 has 15 seconds left to act
THE 9 folds
jz2104ucla folds
philojak folds
Roddo925 folds
sweeper22 calls 1,880, and is all in
Bingooooooo69 shows [Ac Ad]
sweeper22 shows [As Kh]
Uncalled bet of 940 returned to Bingooooooo69
*** FLOP *** [8d 4d 7c]
*** TURN *** [8d 4d 7c] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [8d 4d 7c Qh] [Jc]
Bingooooooo69 shows a pair of Aces
sweeper22 shows Ace King high
Bingooooooo69 wins the pot (4,520) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,520 | Rake 0
Board: [8d 4d 7c Qh Jc]
Seat 1: THE 9 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: jz2104ucla (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: philojak (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Roddo925 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: NesKau09 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: toropyjka didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: rainbowtrout didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: sweeper22 showed [As Kh] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 9: Bingooooooo69 showed [Ac Ad] and won (4,520) with a pair of Aces

don't sweat the varience man, all you can do is focus on the decisions. That's collecting the Sklansky dollars!