Last time I played, I managed to get my chat blocked for 3 months. And now...the first night back from that, it's been RIDICULOUS. Crazy suckout after crazy suckout and I am 0 for 4 on straight flush draws. had QQ vs KK and 10s vs JavaScript. It has been nutz. Would love to hear from anyone else who had chat blocked.

Right after I post this, some idiot calls me all in with 3 outs after the flop and hits 1 of 3 on the turn.



Full Tilt Poker Game #22596839838: $10 + $0.60 Sit&Go (Sup Turbo) (174511543), Table 2 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 00:10:28 ET - 2010/07/26
Seat 2: sweeper22 (985)
Seat 3: mdesi11 (470)
Seat 4: djmystyque (1,120)
Seat 5: SheShunn (1,385)
Seat 6: vegasphoenix (780)
Seat 7: xbrett82 (720)
Seat 8: SIXTODEGUAPO (925)
SIXTODEGUAPO posts the small blind of 50
sweeper22 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sweeper22 [Qh 9h]
mdesi11 folds
djmystyque has 15 seconds left to act
djmystyque has timed out
djmystyque folds
djmystyque is sitting out
SheShunn folds
djmystyque has returned
vegasphoenix raises to 300
xbrett82 folds
SIXTODEGUAPO folds
sweeper22 calls 200
*** FLOP *** [7s 9d Jc]
sweeper22 bets 685, and is all in
vegasphoenix calls 480, and is all in
sweeper22 shows [Qh 9h]
vegasphoenix shows [Ac 6s]
Uncalled bet of 205 returned to sweeper22
*** TURN *** [7s 9d Jc] [As]
*** RIVER *** [7s 9d Jc As] [5h]
sweeper22 shows a pair of Nines
vegasphoenix shows a pair of Aces
vegasphoenix wins the pot (1,610) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,610 | Rake 0
Board: [7s 9d Jc As 5h]
Seat 2: sweeper22 (big blind) showed [Qh 9h] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: mdesi11 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: djmystyque didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: SheShunn didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: vegasphoenix showed [Ac 6s] and won (1,610) with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: xbrett82 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: SIXTODEGUAPO (small blind) folded before the Flop

3 live cards preflop...need I say more????


Full Tilt Poker Game #22620696312: $10 + $1 Knockout (174507301), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:49:00 ET - 2010/07/26
Seat 1: yellownape (9,650)
Seat 2: speeddemon985 (1,617)
Seat 3: 8FourOFF (1,150)
Seat 4: NDCOACH (2,160)
Seat 5: Poker 1 ab (1,130)
Seat 7: MaKaVeLiTheDoNn (2,970)
Seat 8: KKthenutsKK (2,040)
Seat 9: sweeper22 (2,070)
speeddemon985 posts the small blind of 50
8FourOFF posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sweeper22 [Ac Ks]
NDCOACH folds
Poker 1 ab folds
MaKaVeLiTheDoNn folds
KKthenutsKK folds
sweeper22 raises to 350
yellownape calls 350
speeddemon985 raises to 1,617, and is all in
8FourOFF folds
sweeper22 raises to 2,070, and is all in
yellownape calls 1,720
sweeper22 shows [Ac Ks]
yellownape shows [6c Kc]
speeddemon985 shows [Qs Ah]
*** FLOP *** [4h 2c 8c]
*** TURN *** [4h 2c 8c] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [4h 2c 8c 7h] [Qd]
sweeper22 shows Ace King high
yellownape shows King Queen high
sweeper22 wins the side pot (906) with Ace King high
speeddemon985 shows a pair of Queens
speeddemon985 wins the main pot (4,951) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,857 Main pot 4,951. Side pot 906. | Rake 0
Board: [4h 2c 8c 7h Qd]
Seat 1: yellownape (button) showed [6c Kc] and lost with King Queen high
Seat 2: speeddemon985 (small blind) showed [Qs Ah] and won (4,951) with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: 8FourOFF (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: NDCOACH didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Poker 1 ab didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MaKaVeLiTheDoNn didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: KKthenutsKK didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: sweeper22 showed [Ac Ks] and won (906) with Ace King high

LOL..now it's just getting funny. K3 beating JJ on the first hand I play.

Full Tilt Poker Game #22621278364: $10 + $0.60 Sit&Go (Sup Turbo) (174707443), Table 5 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 00:22:24 ET - 2010/07/27
Seat 1: Witago (285)
Seat 2: 0 and 1 (450)
Seat 3: cccrazycurt (600)
Seat 4: dr_fishlips (255)
Seat 5: Riffy69 (255)
Seat 6: garage13 (300)
Seat 7: Aussie Who (295)
Seat 8: sweeper22 (260)
Seat 9: paiden325 (255)
sweeper22 posts the small blind of 20
paiden325 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sweeper22 [Jh Jc]
Witago folds
0 and 1 folds
cccrazycurt folds
dr_fishlips folds
Riffy69 folds
garage13 raises to 300, and is all in
Aussie Who calls 295, and is all in
sweeper22 calls 240, and is all in
paiden325 folds
garage13 shows [Kc 3s]
Aussie Who shows [4h 4d]
sweeper22 shows [Jh Jc]
Uncalled bet of 5 returned to garage13
*** FLOP *** [9c 6h Qs]
*** TURN *** [9c 6h Qs] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [9c 6h Qs Ks] [8s]
garage13 shows a pair of Kings
Aussie Who shows a pair of Fours
garage13 wins the side pot (70) with a pair of Kings
sweeper22 shows a pair of Jacks
garage13 wins the main pot (820) with a pair of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 890 Main pot 820. Side pot 70. | Rake 0
Board: [9c 6h Qs Ks 8s]
Seat 1: Witago didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: 0 and 1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: cccrazycurt didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: dr_fishlips didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Riffy69 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: garage13 showed [Kc 3s] and won (890) with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: Aussie Who (button) showed [4h 4d] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 8: sweeper22 (small blind) showed [Jh Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: paiden325 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Lol @ k 3 vs JJ that sucks ass

so far tonight 0 for 6 on all in coinflips. The best one was the idiot not even having all 6 outs.

Full Tilt Poker Game #22669047643: $5 + $0.35 Sit&Go (Sup Turbo) (175091325), Table 2 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:37:27 ET - 2010/07/28
Seat 1: RaaZORBaaCKS (300)
Seat 2: sweeper22 (300)
Seat 3: sachbala (300)
Seat 4: jnye34 (300)
Seat 5: HOUSTONROCKET9 (300)
Seat 6: clausbulskov (300)
Seat 7: courtierhyp (300)
Seat 8: MSteitz (300)
Seat 9: zamsnig (300)
RaaZORBaaCKS posts the small blind of 15
sweeper22 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sweeper22 [JavaScript Jh]
sachbala calls 30
jnye34 folds
HOUSTONROCKET9 raises to 90
clausbulskov folds
courtierhyp folds
MSteitz has 15 seconds left to act
MSteitz folds
zamsnig folds
RaaZORBaaCKS calls 75
sweeper22 raises to 300, and is all in
sachbala calls 270, and is all in
HOUSTONROCKET9 calls 210, and is all in
RaaZORBaaCKS folds
sweeper22 shows [JavaScript Jh]
sachbala shows [3h Ad]
HOUSTONROCKET9 shows [Ah Kc]
*** FLOP *** [6c 5h 8h]
*** TURN *** [6c 5h 8h] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [6c 5h 8h Ks] [9s]
sweeper22 shows a pair of Jacks
sachbala shows Ace King high
HOUSTONROCKET9 shows a pair of Kings
HOUSTONROCKET9 wins the pot (990) with a pair of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 990 | Rake 0
Board: [6c 5h 8h Ks 9s]
Seat 1: RaaZORBaaCKS (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: sweeper22 (big blind) showed [JavaScript Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: sachbala showed [3h Ad] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 4: jnye34 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: HOUSTONROCKET9 showed [Ah Kc] and won (990) with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: clausbulskov didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: courtierhyp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: MSteitz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: zamsnig (button) didn't bet (folded)

And now my 77 loses to A7...guess it's time to quit Fake Tilt until my chat is back on.


Full Tilt Poker Game #22669430794: $5 + $0.35 Sit&Go (Sup Turbo) (175094148), Table 2 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:59:13 ET - 2010/07/28
Seat 1: zoisap7466 (615)
Seat 2: msw88 (210)
Seat 3: Goldengirl434 (15)
Seat 4: sweeper22 (345)
Seat 5: villamo777 (255)
Seat 7: manbearpig90 (615)
Seat 8: PurpHazed (300)
Seat 9: hangmandd (300)
manbearpig90 posts the small blind of 15
PurpHazed posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sweeper22 [7s 7c]
hangmandd folds
zoisap7466 folds
msw88 raises to 60
Goldengirl434 calls 15, and is all in
sweeper22 calls 60
villamo777 calls 60
manbearpig90 folds
PurpHazed raises to 300, and is all in
msw88 calls 150, and is all in
sweeper22 raises to 345, and is all in
villamo777 calls 195, and is all in
sweeper22 shows [7s 7c]
villamo777 shows [Ah 7h]
PurpHazed shows [4s Ac]
msw88 shows [8s Qs]
Goldengirl434 shows [Qd 8c]
Uncalled bet of 45 returned to sweeper22
*** FLOP *** [3h Kd 9h]
*** TURN *** [3h Kd 9h] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [3h Kd 9h Kh] [Jd]
sweeper22 shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
PurpHazed shows a pair of Kings
sweeper22 wins side pot #3 (90) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
villamo777 shows a flush, Ace high
villamo777 wins side pot #2 (135) with a flush, Ace high
msw88 shows a pair of Kings
villamo777 wins side pot #1 (780) with a flush, Ace high
Goldengirl434 shows a pair of Kings
villamo777 wins the main pot (90) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,095 Main pot 90. Side pot 1 780. Side pot 2 135. Side pot 3 90. | Rake 0
Board: [3h Kd 9h Kh Jd]
Seat 1: zoisap7466 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: msw88 showed [8s Qs] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: Goldengirl434 showed [Qd 8c] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: sweeper22 showed [7s 7c] and won (90) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 5: villamo777 (button) showed [Ah 7h] and won (1,005) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: manbearpig90 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: PurpHazed (big blind) showed [4s Ac] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: hangmandd didn't bet (folded)

Took a few days off. First three all ins preflop LOST.. my JJ vs AQ, then my AQ vs JJ (ironic I know...both lost). Then my AK vs 10 9. Three quick all ins and three quick losses.

LOL. now 4 out of 4. My A9 vs J 10.

Full Tilt Poker Game #22773988933: Step 1 (Super Turbo) (175920249), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:02:57 ET - 2010/08/02
Seat 4: Mejwon (1,240)
Seat 5: sweeper22 (545)
Seat 7: MinArt179 (240)
Seat 9: Rustamka (675)
sweeper22 posts the small blind of 30
MinArt179 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sweeper22 [9d As]
Rustamka has 15 seconds left to act
Rustamka folds
Mejwon folds
sweeper22 raises to 545, and is all in
MinArt179 calls 180, and is all in
sweeper22 shows [9d As]
MinArt179 shows [Jd Tc]
Uncalled bet of 305 returned to sweeper22
*** FLOP *** [2h JavaScript Qc]
*** TURN *** [2h JavaScript Qc] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [2h JavaScript Qc 9h] [Kh]
sweeper22 shows a pair of Nines
MinArt179 shows a straight, King high
MinArt179 wins the pot (480) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 480 | Rake 0
Board: [2h JavaScript Qc 9h Kh]
Seat 4: Mejwon (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: sweeper22 (small blind) showed [9d As] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 7: MinArt179 (big blind) showed [Jd Tc] and won (480) with a straight, King high
Seat 9: Rustamka didn't bet (folded)

I'm beginning to hate poker