Because it's like negotiating with Japanese-speaking chimps most of the time.

The situation is this:

Back when I was even more of a donk than I am now (it is possible) I lost a fuckload of money at FTP under the username of MJPerry or MattJPerry or something, I can't even remember now.

Then I found 2p2, PFO, books etc and got a little bit better so I created a new account (relentless19) with rakeback. I was mostly playing freerolls under that name but I had the rakeback just in case I had a score and needed it. I ended up pwning the freerolls and getting myself a $50 roll. Also did some work for PokerEagles.com and got a few hundred more from that. Then I played like a donk, went on mad monkey tilt and pissed it all away.

So about six months ago when I was a little bit betterer I created a new account because a) I'd forgotten the password for relentless19 and b) the previous results on that name were now awful and I didn't wanna be associated with them lol.

FTP caught on and locked all accounts except MJPerry (the original). I tried to communicate with them via the original e-mail I used (my current GMail one) but since GMail changed to GoogleMail my e-mail address of XXXXXX@gmail.com which is registered to the MJPerry account is no longer recognised by them as being the same e-mail.

Basically I wanna get back on FTP at some point, with rakeback. Is there any concievable way for me to get through to the monkeys who work there or should I just give up?

Long post, sorry. I'll do my usual one-sentence sarcasm again from now on.

I would expect not, really, to put it bluntly they gain very little from you getting back on the site. They don't was to risk the chance you are up to something.

id imagine ur shit out of luck in regards to getting a new account with rakeback but if u happen to know somebody who may be a FTP affiliate, they would be likely to be able to get ur original account back or even if they're very good, get u a new RB account but i wouldnt hold my breath.

dealing with a third party is prob ur best option since FTP support is thick as pig shit.

I had my account closed on FTP for unknown reasons, contacted support and they refused to unlock it.
FAIL FTP.
Thank goodness all I lost was FTiltPoints.

You're a CR member right? Beg to them, they are affiliated with FTP so you may get yourself a RB deal if you are nice/kiss enough ass.

Or create another RB account and email from it asking to cancel the other one and that you promise this is the last one you will make!

I'm actually going to be interviewing Wiggins or Caby soon, I might just bug them.

Ask Wiggins to do his rap.