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    Default These people crack me up

    Was messing about on an online poker-room review site and some of the comments people have added are very, very amusing. This one in particular...was this you willsparrow? I've highlighted the best parts! btw I've kept the identity of the site hidden


    "i have played poker for about two years now. im a good player who only plays solid cards i hardly ever bluff. because i only play quality hands. all sites are rigged but this is the worst by far. its true, if you play at two different tables you do get the same cards, and have you ever noticed after a hand, the next hand you will be dealt the winning hand. at least i do. it was so bad tonight. that i was calling out peoples cards at table. if your in a cash game, and you get 10s-kks fold them everytime. i have lost 400.00 tonight in the same scenario someone always had a higher pair everytime. and i lost twice with aces against 3s or 4s. it makes me so sick to watch this happen. This is how you know when ur playing on a rigged site. 1)when you know ur beat and you got pocket kings before the flop. ur getting the same cards over and over again. tonight i wrote down how many hands in a row i had a 2 rag. 22 hands in a row, and im not lieing either, 22 hands in a row i was dealt a 2. its unreal and unfair. what i cant understand is why havent some high stakes players complained, because only rich people can settle this dispute in court not the average class people. i hope you all never play on this site again. oh and if you do and u happen to win a tourney, they want let you withdraw the money for up to 2 weeks. please take my advise never play on this site again."


    I'm guessing that high stakes players don't complain cos they're good at poker, no?
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    I just copied the text and posted into a google search to find out where the review was and what site is was for. I agree it sounded like Will, but since this isn't about Stars and he currently play this site, it must have been someone else. I agree that the "poker is rigged" stories are getting old. In a way they are right, poker is rigged... solid players win much more than fishy-donks and that must be frustrating for fishy-donks.

    BTW - re: your sig... I won a 8 player STT live with 99. I had about 80% of the chips HH, tripled the blind from the button, he pushed, I called. He had 86o and my pocket 9's held.
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, they make them." - George Bernard Shaw

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    damn that guys pretty smart. whats his name? thats a real winner right there

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    hey will, im honoured to be a member of your fan club, but wanted to point out you mis-spelled my name. Either way, it's all good, just pointing it out. Some also prefer an attempt at a derogatory pun "Pingpong"
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, they make them." - George Bernard Shaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinguaq View Post
    hey will, im honoured to be a member of your fan club, but wanted to point out you mis-spelled my name. Either way, it's all good, just pointing it out. Some also prefer an attempt at a derogatory pun "Pingpong"
    lol you have no idea how many tmes i had to look back on how to spell it while putting it in my sig it looks confusing at first glance.

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    oh and make sure you welcome our newest member with open arms! Davidab157!!

    welcome to the club david. You'll like it here.

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    I play 5/10 nl on absolute poker and definitely agree with some of his points, but regardless shit like that happens even in live games you just got to deal with the beat. Last week I flopped the nut straight and lost a $2000 dollar pot to a river full house. It sucks but it happens. Very next hand lost a 1600 dollar pot when I flopped 3 of a kind to the same guy, and both times got rivered, and both times he put me all in before the river when I was ahead and caught two miracle cards. I guess if you can't take the beats you shouldn't be playing. It does seem a little rigged sometimes thou. There's a lot of of trashy high stakes players on absolute that make money from bs which is annoying. The site is like the river making site, shit always hits. Anyways don't bad mouth someone that actually has a good point, he's just pissed that he got screwed and wants to tell someone about it. I don't blame him most people do want to bitch when we recieve bad beats etcc...

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    I remember these clowns like 4 years ago when Beavis, Marm, Steve, and I used to post on PokerPages when my BR was like $600.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willsparrow View Post
    welcome to the club david. You'll like it here.
    Truly honoured will

    Quote Originally Posted by pinguaq View Post
    BTW - re: your sig... I won a 8 player STT live with 99. I had about 80% of the chips HH, tripled the blind from the button, he pushed, I called. He had 86o and my pocket 9's held.
    Just to let you know that we're in the middle of March and I still haven't won a hand with 99. hmm, slight leak in my game methinks
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    Quote Originally Posted by willsparrow View Post
    oh and make sure you welcome our newest member with open arms! Davidab157!!

    welcome to the club david. You'll like it here.
    How do I join?

    Please don't leave me out!

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