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[Negreanu4Prez]

I'm new here at PokerForums. With that said, I'll only stay on a few conditions.

First, that there are no oldtimers rambling on about Doyle Brunson, Johnny Moss, Amarillo Slim, and all those other losers who wrinkled up the felt before the PokerStars.net era. Nothing galls me more than reading some dullard rambling endlessly about how Tom McEvoy or Puggy Pearson played the game the way it was meant to be played or some nonsense like that.

Second thing is no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or other icons. I hate those things. If I wasn't politically correct, I'd say those things were gay. And while we're at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I'm a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn't have to deal with idiots.

Finally, no Norman Chad imitators. The man is beyond pathetic. The last thing I need when I'm trying to have an intelligent poker discussion is for some halfwit to respond with "but it's ALLEN CUNNINGHAM" or "he's about to be wamBOOZLED!" This tiresome hasbeen wore out his welcome 5 years ago and the idiots who admire this dope reflect poorly on intelligent poker fans everywhere.

I'm much smarter, more skilled, and a better player than most of the posters here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you'll all enjoy my insights into the Live Cash Games, Online Play, and poker in general. I'll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met.

[KRE8R]

You should just leave now and save yourself the trouble.

[Steve R]

Read my blog regarding the Doyle issue

I really hope this is a joke

[Pinguaq]

I'm new here at PokerForums. With that said, I'll only stay on a few conditions.

First, that there are no oldtimers rambling on about Doyle Brunson, Johnny Moss, Amarillo Slim, and all those other losers who wrinkled up the felt before the PokerStars.net era. Nothing galls me more than reading some dullard rambling endlessly about how Tom McEvoy or Puggy Pearson played the game the way it was meant to be played or some nonsense like that.

Second thing is no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or other icons. I hate those things. If I wasn't politically correct, I'd say those things were gay. And while we're at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I'm a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn't have to deal with idiots.

Finally, no Norman Chad imitators. The man is beyond pathetic. The last thing I need when I'm trying to have an intelligent poker discussion is for some halfwit to respond with "but it's ALLEN CUNNINGHAM" or "he's about to be wamBOOZLED!" This tiresome hasbeen wore out his welcome 5 years ago and the idiots who admire this dope reflect poorly on intelligent poker fans everywhere.

I'm much smarter, more skilled, and a better player than most of the posters here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you'll all enjoy my insights into the Live Cash Games, Online Play, and poker in general. I'll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met.

[WotaWaster]

lol, IP check please.

[KRE8R]

lol, IP check please.

I did. Nothing came up.

[KiD[ReD]]

Sure, I can live with your three conditions. However, if you were half as smart as you think you are, your first post wouldn't have been created in the wrong forum and I wouldn't have had to move it.

[HSM]

Has to be a level

[DeeYakaBaka]

lol, IP check please.

i was gonna say the same thing as i was convinced it was me that posted this.....

[tightagressive]

if you are not serious this post is awesome

if you are serious, wow, you are an idiot