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Old 12-13-2005, 10:31 PM
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Default I am by far the best poker player ever.

PokerRoom beginners freeroll. I told myself I would raise the crap out of every hand and go all in on my first 2, 7 offsuit. So this is how people win...

Seat 1: deathknel ($1,410 in chips)
Seat 2: mattcowell ($785 in chips)
Seat 3: justtosee ($3,465 in chips)
Seat 5: mad-joe ($2,805 in chips)
Seat 6: Beerisgood77 ($1,395 in chips)
Seat 7: bleedin_gums ($1,585 in chips)
Seat 8: bp67 ($1,320 in chips)
Seat 9: shop123 ($4,700 in chips)
Seat 10: manifest123 [7H,2D] ($1,395 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
shop123 posts blind ($15), manifest123 posts blind ($30).

PRE-FLOP
deathknel calls $30, mattcowell calls $30, justtosee folds, mad-joe calls $30, Beerisgood77 folds, bleedin_gums folds, bp67 bets $90, shop123 folds, manifest123 bets $1,365 and is all-in, deathknel folds, mattcowell folds, mad-joe folds, bp67 calls $1,230 and is all-in.

FLOP [board cards ,, ]


TURN [board cards ,,, ]


RIVER [board cards ,,,, ]


SHOWDOWN
manifest123 shows [ , ]
bp67 shows [ , ]
manifest123 wins $75, manifest123 wins $2,745.
SUMMARY
Dealer: bp67
Pot: $2,820
deathknel, loses $30
mattcowell, loses $30
justtosee, loses $0
mad-joe, loses $30
Beerisgood77, loses $0
bleedin_gums, loses $0
bp67, loses $1,320
shop123, loses $15
manifest123, bets $1,395, collects $2,820, net $1,425
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Old 12-13-2005, 10:38 PM
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2 FOR 2!!! I'm in first out of 55 people.

Seat 1: deathknel ($1,830 in chips)
Seat 2: mattcowell ($1,230 in chips)
Seat 3: justtosee ($3,205 in chips)
Seat 4: jbone211 ($3,277 in chips)
Seat 5: mad-joe ($2,270 in chips)
Seat 6: Beerisgood77 ($1,275 in chips)
Seat 7: bleedin_gums ($1,185 in chips)
Seat 8: kyle_gage ($7,325 in chips)
Seat 10: manifest123 [7D,2S] ($4,835 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
bleedin_gums posts blind ($25), kyle_gage posts blind ($50).

PRE-FLOP
manifest123 bets $4,835 and is all-in, deathknel folds, mattcowell folds, justtosee folds, jbone211 folds, mad-joe folds, Beerisgood77 folds, bleedin_gums calls $1,160 and is all-in, kyle_gage folds.

FLOP [board cards ,, ]


TURN [board cards ,,, ]


RIVER [board cards ,,,, ]


SHOWDOWN
manifest123 shows [ , ]
bleedin_gums shows [ , ]
manifest123 wins $3,650, manifest123 wins $2,420.
SUMMARY
Dealer: Beerisgood77
Pot: $6,070
deathknel, loses $0
mattcowell, loses $0
justtosee, loses $0
jbone211, loses $0
mad-joe, loses $0
Beerisgood77, loses $0
bleedin_gums, loses $1,185
kyle_gage, loses $50
manifest123, bets $4,835, collects $6,070, net $1,235
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:32 PM
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dude that 1st one is priceless. man that is some good stuff.
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:57 PM
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You lucky fish.
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:12 AM
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Quote:
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You lucky fish.
I think that was the point .
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Old 12-14-2005, 04:42 AM
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Wow! There's a thread for such inspiring 7-2 off play, you should post there and join the elite club.

I would have been absolutely livid had I been the AA guy in the first hand tho. If he didn't throw his monitor through the nearest window, I wonder how much money he tilted off over the next few games he played....

It was exactly this sort thing happening all the time that put me right off Pokerroom!
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Nh, on the first one.
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Old 12-14-2005, 06:09 AM
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I love it..
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Old 12-14-2005, 06:14 AM
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thats some serious inspiring shit nigga! that first one is by far the best play ive ever seen..
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Old 12-14-2005, 02:29 PM
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You should have called him a fish for calling you.
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