OK, I'm gonna start this one too.

So, I'm up $160+ on Poker Stars tonight so far with these grotesque stats:

During current Hold'em session you were dealt 404 hands and saw flop:
- 35 out of 50 times while in big blind (70%)
- 4 out of 54 times while in small blind (7%)
- 38 out of 300 times in other positions (12%)
- a total of 77 out of 404 (19%)
Pots won at showdown - 8 of 22 (36%)
Pots won without showdown - 28

I've taken the WORST beats. 7 times, I've hit trips, been all in on or before the turn and lost to straights and flushes. 5 times, I've hit top and bottom pair and lost to top two, a higher pocket with a runner-runner board pair, or trips.

When the same nutcase who cracked your AA with J4o (from early position) in a rebuy tourny pushes into your AJs with a board of AJ4, you think "no way does he have it again" You call, and this time its suited.

Oh yeah, this was post break too.

being guaranteed a seat to the Online Poker Tour Finals, a tournament with 20 players max, a $2500 top prize, and pays all places

After having no more than 12bb's through the first 2 1/2 hours in a tournament, going from 3 bb's, to 60bb's in 5 hands. Being tripled twice in a row.

SNG

Doubling from the sucky chip leader who only got that far because his A4 cracked KK multiple times

Proceeding to bust him out in 4th out of the money

Making fun of him

flopping a full house

Originally Posted by NoManner

SNG

Doubling from the sucky chip leader who only got that far because his A4 cracked KK multiple times

Proceeding to bust him out in 4th out of the money

Making fun of him

Sweet, sweet justice!

Holding the pure nuts to an aggressive player who is holding the second nut.

Being able to maintain 30-60 BB's throughout the majority of a NL tourny