Hehehe!!
Actually I should probably cry. Apparently you only get ONE of these in a lifetime of playing poker, so is this it for me?
Never thought I'd say this: I got a straight flush, and it was fucking pathetic!
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (6 handed)
converter
UTG (t1718)
MP (t860)
CO (t1140)
jiffman (t3075)
SB (t1305)
BB (t2570)
Preflop: jiffman is Button with

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1 fold, MP calls t50,
1 fold, jiffman calls t50, SB completes, BB checks.
Flop: (t200)

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(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks,
jiffman bets t100, SB calls t100, BB folds, MP calls t100.
Turn: (t500)
(3 players)
SB checks, MP checks, jiffman checks.
River: (t500)
(3 players)
SB checks, MP checks, jiffman checks.
Final Pot: t500
Results in white below:
MP has 8h 9h (straight flush, jack high).
jiffman has Ks Jh (straight flush, jack high).
SB has 9d 6s (straight flush, jack high).
Outcome: MP wins t166.66. jiffman wins t166.66. SB wins t166.66.
Miserable. And you'll probably all tell me I played the hand miserably to boot....