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Thread: Pwning Donks

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    River Rat Ipokergood's Avatar
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    Default Pwning Donks

    This guy is a weekend multi-table player. He never seems to play during the week but when he does play on the weekend he plays like 5-10 SNGs at a time. He is grabage out the bunghole. I love pwning this noob. Also, he has his stats locked on SS, so I can't see just how much money this donk has lost. He obviously thinks poker is a joke because in all of his SNGs, if he gets his chips up. He goes all in every hand. I am not kidding, every single hand...lol...this is just one SNG where I pwned his ass.

    I am wondering how many of you would have called the 2nd hand like I did, knowing he is pushing ATC obviously, would any of you have folded there?


    Table: 41030424 (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
    Seat 1 - BOB01746 (1,695 in chips)
    Seat 2 - OLDMCD (5,595 in chips)
    Seat 5 - IPOKERGOOD (1,710 in chips)
    BOB01746 - Ante 50
    OLDMCD - Ante 50
    IPOKERGOOD - Ante 50
    IPOKERGOOD - Posts small blind 200
    BOB01746 - Posts big blind 400
    *** POCKET CARDS ***
    Dealt to IPOKERGOOD [10c 10h]
    OLDMCD - All-In(Raise) 5,545 to 5,545
    IPOKERGOOD - All-In 1,460
    BOB01746 - All-In 1,245
    OLDMCD - returned (3,885) : not called
    *** FLOP *** [7s As 10s]
    *** TURN *** [7s As 10s] [3d]
    *** RIVER *** [7s As 10s 3d] [Jh]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    BOB01746 - Shows [Kh 8h] (ace high)
    OLDMCD - Shows [Ks 2c] (ace high)
    IPOKERGOOD - Shows [10c 10h] (Three of a kind, tens)
    IPOKERGOOD Collects 30 from side pot-1
    IPOKERGOOD Collects 5,085 from main pot


    Table: 41030424 (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
    Seat 2 - OLDMCD (5,135 in chips)
    Seat 5 - IPOKERGOOD (3,865 in chips)
    OLDMCD - Ante 50
    IPOKERGOOD - Ante 50
    OLDMCD - Posts small blind 200
    IPOKERGOOD - Posts big blind 400
    *** POCKET CARDS ***
    Dealt to IPOKERGOOD [5d Ac]
    OLDMCD - All-In(Raise) 4,885 to 5,085
    IPOKERGOOD - All-In 3,415
    OLDMCD - returned (1,270) : not called
    *** FLOP *** [2d 7s 4c]
    *** TURN *** [2d 7s 4c] [3h]
    *** RIVER *** [2d 7s 4c 3h] [Qs]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    OLDMCD - Shows [10h JavaScript] (queen high)
    IPOKERGOOD - Shows [5d Ac] (Straight, ace to five)
    IPOKERGOOD Collects 7,730 from main pot


    Table: 41030424 (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
    Seat 2 - OLDMCD (1,270 in chips)
    Seat 5 - IPOKERGOOD (7,730 in chips)
    OLDMCD - Ante 50
    IPOKERGOOD - Ante 50
    IPOKERGOOD - Posts small blind 200
    OLDMCD - Posts big blind 400
    *** POCKET CARDS ***
    Dealt to IPOKERGOOD [4c 4d]
    IPOKERGOOD - Raises 1,000 to 1,200
    OLDMCD - All-In(Raise) 820 to 1,220
    IPOKERGOOD - Calls 20
    *** FLOP *** [9s 8d 4s]
    *** TURN *** [9s 8d 4s] [9c]
    *** RIVER *** [9s 8d 4s 9c] [10c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    OLDMCD - Shows [Kd Qs] (One pair, nines)
    IPOKERGOOD - Shows [4c 4d] (Full house, fours full of nines)
    IPOKERGOOD Collects 2,540 from main pot

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    The very next SNG. I folded this hand obviously, but look at what happened with this same donk boy, 4 hands into the SNG.

    Table: 41030617 (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
    Seat 2 - RUCKUS5000 (1,420 in chips)
    Seat 3 - NOZ510 (1,490 in chips)
    Seat 4 - IPOKERGOOD (1,490 in chips)
    Seat 5 - CJGAMBLER (3,100 in chips)
    Seat 6 - OLDMCD (1,500 in chips)
    CJGAMBLER - Posts small blind 10
    OLDMCD - Posts big blind 20
    *** POCKET CARDS ***
    Dealt to IPOKERGOOD [9d 4d]
    RUCKUS5000 - Folds
    NOZ510 - Folds
    IPOKERGOOD - Folds
    CJGAMBLER - Calls 10
    OLDMCD - All-In(Raise) 1,480 to 1,500
    CJGAMBLER - Calls 1,480
    *** FLOP *** [7d 6h 8d]
    *** TURN *** [7d 6h 8d] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [7d 6h 8d 5d] [8c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    CJGAMBLER - Shows [As Kd] (One pair, eights)
    OLDMCD - Shows [Qs Ks] (One pair, eights)
    CJGAMBLER Collects 3,000 from main pot

    I noticed I would have won that hand, lol. Still funny how this donk goes all in for 40 chips...wtf?
    Last edited by Ipokergood; 02-06-2011 at 02:37 AM.

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    First hand is marginal / not a good shove and it's hard to tell what would be the best range without stats/reads . Don't think there is enough(if any) fold equity to make this profitable .

    Second hand is standard unexploitable shove .

    Third hand . Nothing there.


    Now the last hand is donkish , there is never a spot where shoving 75BB (first in) is a good idea . But it's just one hand , unless this is a habit the "donk" label might be premature .
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    Like I said, he was going all in every single hand. I have seen him around, but only on the weekends. This kind of play is regular for this guy.

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    HAHA, I'm to sick! Donk call, or am I really that good? Eat you heart out Daniel Negreanu. LMAO j/k

    able '361675723 1' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: h.chidiac (1865 in chips)
    Seat 2: Perm style59 (1650 in chips)
    Seat 3: cesarmaster (1440 in chips)
    Seat 4: rapa pa pu (1670 in chips)
    Seat 5: irus90 (950 in chips)
    Seat 6: CA$H CLOWN (1425 in chips)
    Perm style59: posts small blind 15
    cesarmaster: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to CA$H CLOWN [Ad 6d]
    rapa pa pu: calls 30
    irus90: raises 60 to 90
    CA$H CLOWN: calls 90
    h.chidiac: folds
    Perm style59: folds
    cesarmaster: folds
    rapa pa pu: folds
    *** FLOP *** [7s 7c 5c]
    irus90: bets 30
    CA$H CLOWN: calls 30
    *** TURN *** [7s 7c 5c] [9h]
    irus90: bets 30
    CA$H CLOWN: calls 30
    *** RIVER *** [7s 7c 5c 9h] [5h]
    irus90: bets 800 and is all-in
    CA$H CLOWN: calls 800
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    irus90: shows [Kc 3c] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
    CA$H CLOWN: shows [Ad 6d] (two pair, Sevens and Fives - Ace kicker)
    CA$H CLOWN collected 1975 from pot
    irus90 finished the tournament in 6th place

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    As much as I love it when something like this happens, lol. I can't remember the last time I saw something like this on AP. Unbelievable!

    No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2011/02/06 11:05:54 CT [2011/02/06 12:05:54 ET]
    Table '361675723 1' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: h.chidiac (1840 in chips)
    Seat 3: cesarmaster (2190 in chips)
    Seat 4: rapa pa pu (3320 in chips)
    Seat 6: CA$H CLOWN (1650 in chips)
    cesarmaster: posts small blind 75
    rapa pa pu: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to CA$H CLOWN [As Ac]
    CA$H CLOWN: raises 300 to 450
    h.chidiac: folds
    cesarmaster: folds
    rapa pa pu: raises 300 to 750
    CA$H CLOWN: raises 900 to 1650 and is all-in
    rapa pa pu: calls 900
    *** FLOP *** [Ks 4s 8c]
    *** TURN *** [Ks 4s 8c] [7d]
    *** RIVER *** [Ks 4s 8c 7d] [6c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    rapa pa pu: shows [9d Qc] (high card King)
    CA$H CLOWN: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)
    CA$H CLOWN collected 3375 from pot
    rapa pa pu said, "nh clown"

    This was on PS, btw.

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