Hehehe, so this hand happens:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
CO ($0.40)
Button ($3.50)
SB ($1.46)
BB ($2)
UTG ($1.66)
Hero (UTG+1) ($2.75)
MP1 ($1.41)
MP2 ($1.85)
MP3 ($0.30)
Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A, A
1 fold, Hero bets $0.08, MP1 raises to $1.41 (All-In), 6 folds, Hero calls $1.33
Flop: ($2.85) 5, 8, 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: ($2.85) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($2.85) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $2.85 | Rake: $0.19
Results:
Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
MP1 had K, A (high card, Ace).
Outcome: Hero won $2.66

And then the villan starts off on one about how full tilt is rigged, because as soon as they get AKo, someone else gets the one hand that beats them. Everyone laughs, they leave, sadly. I've only just joined FT but man, the donk to TA ratio is WAY off in the microstakes I think poker is back up on my agenda.

Not sure that the guy is a donk for stacking off with AK for less than 100bb it seems like a standard situation although his overbet shove was quite egar..

A few of the micro guys that I've sorted out with starting bankrolls sometimes burn through them a little with over bet shoving pre flop but to be fair these games are easy to crush if you just play a solid starting range and really only look to play in position.

Good luck with smashing Full Tilt.

Broker

I wouldn't have said he was a donk for the play, just for the comments after the hand