Crazy sex filled night

xxdemexx · #1 (**permalink**) 05-02-2005, 03:35 AM

In the UK at the moment everyone is saying that poker is the new sex. Everybody's doing it but no one's really any good at it...

In two short hours of passion last night while whoring away my $90 bonus on a crypto and my $200 bonus at PokerNow I was guilty of the following:

Game #426709274: Texas Hold'em Pot Limit ($0.50/$1) - 2005/05/01 - 16:27:13 (ET)
Table "Lil_E_Tee" Seat 2 is the button.
Seat 1: Riddaz ($52.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Torerik ($98 in chips)
Seat 3: Angeld ($23 in chips)
Seat 4: dumarine ($167 in chips)
Seat 5: Bateau777 ($99 in chips)
Seat 6: xxDemexx ($75 in chips)
Seat 7: MugsyWins ($132.75 in chips)
Seat 8: FlushYou ($114 in chips)
Seat 9: Gamble019 ($74.71 in chips)
Seat 10: Lollllll ($46 in chips)
Angeld: posts small blind $0.50
dumarine: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to xxDemexx [Ah As]
Bateau777: folds
xxDemexx: calls $1
MugsyWins: calls $1
FlushYou: folds
Gamble019: calls $1
Lollllll: calls $1
Riddaz: folds
Torerik: raises to $7.50
Angeld: folds
dumarine: calls $6.50
xxDemexx: raises to $33.50
MugsyWins: folds
Gamble019: folds
Lollllll: folds
Torerik: calls $26
dumarine: calls $26
----- FLOP ----- [3d 5c Ad]
dumarine: checks
xxDemexx: bets $27
Torerik: calls $27
dumarine: raises to $54
xxDemexx: is all-in $14.50
Torerik: raises to $64.50 and is all-in
dumarine: calls $10.50
----- TURN ----- [3d 5c Ad][Kc]
----- RIVER ----- [3d 5c Ad Kc][Qh]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Torerik: shows [4d 4c] (A Pair of Fours, Ace high)
dumarine: shows [Qd Td] (A Pair of Queens, Ace high)
xxDemexx: shows [Ah As] (Three of a kind, Aces, King high)
dumarine collected $46 from Side pot #1
xxDemexx collected $225.50 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $274.50 Main pot $225.50 Side pot #1 $46 | Rake $3
Board [3d 5c Ad Kc Qh]
Seat 1: Riddaz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Angeld (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dumarine (big blind) showed [Qd Td] and won ($46) with A Pair of Queens, Ace high
Seat 5: Bateau777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: xxDemexx showed [Ah As] and won ($225.50) with Three of a kind, Aces, King high
Seat 7: MugsyWins folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: FlushYou folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Gamble019 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: Lollllll folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Game #427381194: Texas Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1) - 2005/05/01 - 18:22:55 (ET)
Table "Affirmed" Seat 2 is the button.
Seat 1: Foster003 ($46.50 in chips)
Seat 2: upton1580 ($69 in chips)
Seat 3: Mute_edd ($50.47 in chips)
Seat 4: Pitboss1 ($79.06 in chips)
Seat 5: Piete2911 ($41 in chips)
Seat 6: thel10n ($99 in chips)
Seat 7: paddylad ($82 in chips)
Seat 8: xxDemexx ($117.25 in chips)
Seat 9: ginman77 ($13.50 in chips)
Seat 10: iqz133 ($43.25 in chips)
Mute_edd: posts small blind $0.50
Pitboss1: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to xxDemexx [As Ah]
Piete2911: calls $1
thel10n: folds
paddylad: folds
xxDemexx: raises to $117.25 and is all-in
ginman77: folds
iqz133: folds
Foster003: folds
upton1580: folds
Mute_edd: folds
Pitboss1: folds
Piete2911: is all-in $40
Returned uncalled bets $76.25 to xxDemexx
----- FLOP ----- [Ks 4d 5h]
----- TURN ----- [Ks 4d 5h][Qc]
----- RIVER ----- [Ks 4d 5h Qc][Td]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
xxDemexx: shows [As Ah] (A Pair of Aces, King high)
Piete2911: shows [2s 2c] (A Pair of Twos, King high)
xxDemexx collected $80.50 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $83.50 Main pot $80.50 Rake $3
Board [Ks 4d 5h Qc Td]
Seat 1: Foster003 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: upton1580 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Mute_edd (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pitboss1 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: thel10n folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: paddylad folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: xxDemexx showed [As Ah] and won ($80.50) with A Pair of Aces, King high
Seat 9: ginman77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: iqz133 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Game #427145074: Texas Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1) - 2005/05/01 - 17:40:32 (ET)
Table "Ivan" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 3: osynlig20 ($20 in chips)
Seat 4: Mike_dux ($57 in chips)
Seat 5: Milhouse ($89.75 in chips)
Seat 6: MrMash sits out
Seat 7: xxDemexx ($97 in chips)
Seat 8: Alfiejb ($20.75 in chips)
Seat 9: Higuita ($40 in chips)
Seat 10: Conan11 ($161.76 in chips)
Milhouse: posts small blind $0.50
xxDemexx: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to xxDemexx [2c 2s]
Alfiejb: calls $1
Higuita: folds
Conan11: folds
osynlig20: raises to $2
Mike_dux: calls $2
Milhouse: folds
MrMash sits back
xxDemexx: calls $1
Alfiejb: calls $1
----- FLOP ----- [2d 5s Ah]
xxDemexx: bets $1
Alfiejb: calls $1
osynlig20: raises to $2
Mike_dux: raises to $6
xxDemexx: calls $5
Alfiejb: folds
osynlig20: raises to $18 and is all-in
Mike_dux: calls $12
xxDemexx: calls $12
----- TURN ----- [2d 5s Ah][Qs]
xxDemexx: bets $77 and is all-in
Mike_dux: is all-in $37
Returned uncalled bets $40 to xxDemexx
----- RIVER ----- [2d 5s Ah Qs][8c]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
xxDemexx: shows [2c 2s] (Three of a kind, Twos, Ace high)
osynlig20: shows [Ad 5c] (Two Pairs, Aces and Fives, Queen high)
Mike_dux: shows [As Jd] (A Pair of Aces, Queen high)
xxDemexx collected $74 from Side pot #1
xxDemexx collected $60.50 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $137.50 Main pot $60.50 Side pot #1 $74 | Rake $3
Board [2d 5s Ah Qs 8c]
Seat 5: Milhouse (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: xxDemexx (big blind) showed [2c 2s] and won ($134.50) with Three of a kind, Twos, Ace high
Seat 8: Alfiejb folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Higuita folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: Conan11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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none of these hands are rocket science and what I won't show you is the KK I had against AA TWICE which I lay down cheaply on a good read. I also enjoyed some haymaking against some very tight players... who yielded easily to rough play..

I'll hate myself in the morning and I'm sure lady luck is doing her nails waiting to claw back rather than show me a good time.................

Marm · #2 (**permalink**) 05-02-2005, 11:33 AM

NEw Sex.. LOL love it....

Girevik · #3 (**permalink**) 05-02-2005, 12:17 PM

But I'm not done with the OLD sex yet!!

Marm · #4 (**permalink**) 05-02-2005, 12:59 PM

Damn, Gir, with the couple kids you got, I'd thought yOu'd have figured it out by now... or youd just find them on the steets after a Bucs game?

Diggler · #5 (**permalink**) 05-02-2005, 05:37 PM

My god...how come I never find these people?

JBizzle00 · #6 (**permalink**) 05-02-2005, 09:21 PM

Wow with those hands + boards it might just be the new sex lol

the alex · #7 (**permalink**) 05-02-2005, 09:40 PM

First time that I heard that simile was from Dutch Boyd in an intro montage to an '03 WSOP episode where he said, "Poker is a lot like sex. Everybody's doing it, but most people don't know what their doing." I believe was the line.