The guy at question had been tossing in huge bets since coming to the table, had shown down some real garbage, and basically made it obvious that it was only a matter of time. I had position on him, so I was drooling hoping for a chance to isolate and attack...this wasn't quite how I foresaw it happening, but it worked.
$50 NLHE, blinds 0.25/0.50
Shade5770: $78.25
Target: $73.50 (name changed to protect the oblivious)
In the big blind I get dealt
Six folds around to Target who raises to $2 from the small blind. Normally this would be a fold, but given the nature of the person I'm willing to gamble and call.
Flop
Bingo, we have a big blind lottery winner!! Check...check. If he's bet $20 on J5o, surely he's going to pull the trigger at some point, right?
Turn
Please god let him have a club. Check (crap!)...check.
River
Check (He chooses now to discover the meaning of the word restraint???)...now, normally I'd throw out a token bet here in the hope of just getting SOMETHING out of this situation, but I just had a hunch and pushed all-in hoping Caro's Second (I think) Law -- "Your opponents are looking for reasons to call" -- would hold true.
Bingo...Target calls (thankyouthankyouthankyou!!). $144 pot after the rake...life is good. My second-largest online pot ever I think.
And would you believe he called me an asshole just before leaving the table?