God I love the 25k Guarantee on BODOG. This was a classic donk off, I'm just glad I was on the receiving end of the donation. Basically happened over three hands (not consecuative).

Hand 1: I'm its about 75/150 and I've got about 6.5k in chips.

Not paying attention I look down to find I'm on the flop with , with the flop being , I check, there are three players behind me. MP1 bets 325, BB (massive stack 23k) calls, I call.

Turn: (money card!!!) I know one of the two other individuals will bet, I check, MP1 checks, BB bets, I reraise to 1.75k, MP1 folds, BB calls.

River: (perfect card). I lead out with 2.5k, he calls. I win! Now I'm up to 9k. (I guestimating on the amounts, so its probably not accurate)

Hand 2: in CO. Three calls, I raise to 600, 2 folds with one call (BB from last hand, down to ~18k).

Flop: A J 8, I bet out, he moves all in, I quickly call. He turns over A7 and I double up again after two blanks on the turn and river. I'm up to ~24k now.

Hand 3: AA in MP2, (former CL and BB, now down to 8-9k) raises, I reraise he's allin and I insta call, he turns over A-rag and I knock him out. I'm now up to 32k and in 3/214. Oh this is on BODOG, btw, please come rail (no really this time, I promise not to get sucked out before you can come watch)

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Bean181818: some guy came up just grabbed my hand and starting massaging it, since it wasn't you, i told him to fuck off
xcrunman02: yeah only I can do that, i don't need some gook trying to get with my life partner
Bean181818: i've been faithful
xcrunman02: me too
Bean181818: peck tried to get all this but i told him this was all taken, all of it!

I so started singing the fall out boy song.



Wow.

UPDATE: 1/149 with 43.7k chips, 150/300

Table 59 on BODOG, come watch pacesetter20!!

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Bean181818: some guy came up just grabbed my hand and starting massaging it, since it wasn't you, i told him to fuck off
xcrunman02: yeah only I can do that, i don't need some gook trying to get with my life partner
Bean181818: i've been faithful
xcrunman02: me too
Bean181818: peck tried to get all this but i told him this was all taken, all of it!

16th for $255. Pretty confident I could have made the final table easy (I was 5th in chips, up to 53k) when I got called away for the last 90 minutes and got blinded out. I was really hoping for that 1k+ payday. FUCK!

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Bean181818: some guy came up just grabbed my hand and starting massaging it, since it wasn't you, i told him to fuck off
xcrunman02: yeah only I can do that, i don't need some gook trying to get with my life partner
Bean181818: i've been faithful
xcrunman02: me too
Bean181818: peck tried to get all this but i told him this was all taken, all of it!

That must have been something fucking important to call you away!

Interesting how you promise not to get sucked out on before people get there to rail yet you just leave instead

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The sad thing was, that it wasn't that important at all just piss poor planning screwing me over.

It wasn't my choice to leave, just something I had to do, but there was a good 2.5 hour period from when I first posted until when I left, so no excuses.

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Bean181818: some guy came up just grabbed my hand and starting massaging it, since it wasn't you, i told him to fuck off
xcrunman02: yeah only I can do that, i don't need some gook trying to get with my life partner
Bean181818: i've been faithful
xcrunman02: me too
Bean181818: peck tried to get all this but i told him this was all taken, all of it!

+1 for the Hitchhiker Guide reference in the title, -2 for leaving a game you were excited about for something that wasn't that important. +1 for cashing (what was the bi?) leaving you a grand total of 0.

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(1) My departure was work related, I had no choice as I'm not ready to go poker fulltime...yet (might as well be "ever"). (2) Buy-in was 44+4. (3) I usually cash 1 out of 3 tries, with 2 Final Tables, highest finish 6th for like ~1k. I forget, maybe Av8tor remembers, as he was railing for both those FT finishes.

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Bean181818: some guy came up just grabbed my hand and starting massaging it, since it wasn't you, i told him to fuck off
xcrunman02: yeah only I can do that, i don't need some gook trying to get with my life partner
Bean181818: i've been faithful
xcrunman02: me too
Bean181818: peck tried to get all this but i told him this was all taken, all of it!

Eh, you made 6x your money, not bad.

Sucks you had to leave it though.

Yea I don’t do on call anymore. Technically if there was a huge emergency I could be required to come in, but I'd send a serf over first to buy me a couple hours. The joys of seniority

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