Cash game, $.05/$.10, five-handed on FTP.

This one guy has about $25 to everyone else's $2-$10, and just pushes all in pre-flop every hand. He's done it literally ten hands in a row. I have $17 or so, and I decide the next decentish hand I get, he's getting called and hopefully busted.

About five hands later, by which time he's put over $250 in the pot and won $1.50 over ten hands or so, I get . He pushes, I call.

He flips over the hand I feared:

No shit.

I can't remember the board, but I think I paired my Jack and won it, took $17 off the guy.

He went mad at me, the conversation went something like this.

Cunt: OMG
Me: Yes?
Cunt: What a terrible call!
Me: Excuse me?
Cunt: How could you call all-in PF with KJ?!
Me: Are you serious? How could you go all-in PF with the worst possible hand?!
Cunt: Er... it's called big stack poker, duh, ever heard of it?
Cunt: Terrible call.
Me: Er... it's called realising someone is a prat who goes all in every hand and calling with a hand you think will have him beat 'cos he can't play.
Cunt: Whatever.
Cunt: You can't play.
Cunt: You went all in and sucked out.
Me: Sucked out?
Me: LOL
Me: Are you for real?
Me: I was about 70% favourite!
Cunt: Whatever, man.
Cunt: Only $17.
Cunt: Why don't you take your gf out with your $17?
Me: Will do. Try taking your bf out with your -$17.

He left.