This was stupid, but fun.
Omaha8 on PS, just 5c/10c, I am trying to rebuild my roll on that site (why I don't know). MaidenFan had a PFO avatar at the table.
I call PF, 3 or 4 of us see the flop.
The flop is

I didnt really like this flop, but I decided call though, my hand had so many possibilities.
The turn was a

- ok this looks better, it is checked to me and I bet, two call.
River is the

- ugh, it is checked to me and I just check and scoop the pot.
What was my hand?

- POCKET TRIPS BABY.
I actually did have some thinking behind it, but they would probably better called "excuses".