When Beavis Attacks

Beavis68 · #1 (**permalink**) 02-28-2005, 08:35 PM

Ok, I have been staying amazingly quite at the tables lately. But I was playing a FPP free-roll on Party tonight.

I get AK in the BB, a couple of limpers, Idiot and Moron (names will be withheld to protect the ignorant).

I raise it up about 5xBB. IDIOT calls, MORON folds.

flop is 2s, Qd, 8s I bet a little over 2/3 the pot, idiot calls.

Turn is 6. I check, idiot checks, river is an A, and I get all-in for idiots last 300 which is less than 1/3 the pot.

IDIOT has 66.

Beavis: idiot, you put the "suck" in suck-out.

Moron : he had you on the turn, the river just made you feel good about your hand.

Beavis: Moron, I am surprised you can play, type, and stroke-off idiot all at the same time.

Then I busted idiot.

Yeah, I know he had me on the flop, yada yada yada, dont mess with Beavis the Comic Insult Dog.

Steve-O · #2 (**permalink**) 02-28-2005, 09:02 PM

not bad but please do not compare yourself to TRIUMPH. he is a legend... for me to POOp on!

the alex · #3 (**permalink**) 02-28-2005, 09:35 PM

Person X: "There's this online poker player named Beavis who says, 'idiot, you put the "suck" in suck-out.' and 'Moron, I am surprised you can play, type, and stroke-off idiot all at the same time.'"

The Alex: "An online poker player named Beavis who says, 'idiot, you put the "suck" in suck-out.' and 'Moron, I am surprised you can play, type, and stroke-off idiot all at the same time.'? BRILLIANT!!!"

Beavis68 · #4 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve-O

not bad but please do not compare yourself to TRIUMPH. he is a legend... for me to POOp on!

He is the funniest damn thing I have seen in so long.

I wonder if there is a DVD of his stuff, I can't handle for than a few minute of Conan, I feel like I am having an acid flashback watching that freak.

Steve-O · #5 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 08:34 AM

did you see him interviewing people at the grammys? so goddamn funny

Beavis68 · #6 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 08:50 AM

I hear your fan club has an interesting nick-name.... NEW JERSEY.

You are only 16, and you have already made some of the worst music ever recorded.

Your record sold so well, they made a second copy.

Steve-O · #7 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 08:53 AM

I love that they made a second copy line, I didn't hear the next 5 comments because i was laughing so hard

Beavis68 · #8 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 08:56 AM

"If your music was any good, the white man would have stolen it."

When he was talking to that Dave Mathews wanna-be, John M.

"People will be listening to your songs ten years from now, if they get in the right elevator"

And to the punk kid

"this is good practice for when you go back to being a coat check boy"

Steve-O · #9 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 08:58 AM

Quote:

"If your music was any good, the white man would have stolen it."

he said that to the indians, fucking priceless!

Beavis68 · #10 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 09:53 AM

Funny thing is, the Indian guy smirked and nodded.