Doing it against a complete idiot....




PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed)

CO ($20.50)
Button ($46.85)
SB ($33)
Hero ($62)
UTG ($37)
UTG+1 ($206.35)
MP1 ($115.25)
MP2 ($96.90)
MP3 ($102.65)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
UTG calls $1, UTG+1 calls $1, 5 folds, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($4) , , (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, UTG calls $3, UTG+1 folds, SB folds.

Turn: ($10) (2 players)
Hero bets $8, UTG calls $8.

River: ($26) (2 players)
Hero bets $50 (All-In), UTG calls $25 (All-In).

Final Pot: $101

Hero has 8h 5d (two pair, eights and fives).
UTG has Qc Qd (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $101.

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To the tune of Bob Dylan's "Blowin in the Wind" :

How many times will the fish limp premium pairs,
Only to lose all their stack on later streets...
The answer my friend is blowin in the wind.