hahahahaha
After busting out of 4 sngs I went to 1c/2c and took on the whole table in a chat fight, after I went all in the first three hands and they started calling me an idiot. Suffice it to say I totally raped them in the chat and also in pokery.
Not converted chat might me semi-interesting.
EDIT:: LOL JUST NOTICED SOME GUY HAD KK.
PokerStars Game #7345965600: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2006/12/07 - 22:12:40 (ET)
Table 'Fini II' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: NOLA Red ($1.72 in chips)
Seat 2: Gigi30 ($1.16 in chips)
Seat 3: rob_surrey ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: Familyman6 ($4.17 in chips)
Seat 5: MrAwes0me ($3.14 in chips)
Seat 7: TWCIGAR ($2.86 in chips)
Seat 8: boothurler ($1.30 in chips)
Seat 9: GPS52 ($3 in chips)
boothurler: posts small blind $0.01
GPS52: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to boothurler [Kd Ah]
jicextc has returned
boothurler said, "that might take awhile, you see its a cash game not a tournament"
NOLA Red: calls $0.02
Gigi30: calls $0.02
rob_surrey: folds
Familyman6: raises $0.18 to $0.20
rob_surrey leaves the table
MrAwes0me: folds
MrAwes0me said, "i mean bust"
TWCIGAR: calls $0.20
boothurler: raises $1.10 to $1.30 and is all-in
GPS52: folds
NOLA Red: folds
Gigi30: calls $1.14 and is all-in
boothurler said, "heres a chance"
MrAwes0me said, "i hope so"
Familyman6: raises $2.87 to $4.17 and is all-in
boothurler said, "yes you would"
MrAwes0me said, "that way i dont have to see ur gugly picture anymore"
Mustek joins the table at seat #3
TWCIGAR: folds
*** FLOP *** [4s Ac 4d]
boothurler said, "no ill be beack"
*** TURN *** [4s Ac 4d] [9h]
boothurler said, "ohh an ace"
*** RIVER *** [4s Ac 4d 9h] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boothurler: shows [Kd Ah] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
Familyman6: mucks hand
boothurler collected $0.23 from side pot
Gigi30: shows [Qs As] (two pair, Aces and Fours - lower kicker)
boothurler collected $3.57 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4 Main pot $3.57. Side pot $0.23. | Rake $0.20
Board [4s Ac 4d 9h 7s]
Seat 1: NOLA Red folded before Flop
Seat 2: Gigi30 showed [Qs As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 3: rob_surrey folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Familyman6 mucked [Kc Ks]
Seat 5: MrAwes0me folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TWCIGAR (button) folded before Flop
Seat 8: boothurler (small blind) showed [Kd Ah] and won ($3.80) with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 9: GPS52 (big blind) folded before Flop
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