I chronicled my "Why I Shouldn't Own a Gun Today." in my threads from the Deep Stack tourney and just having some fun now. I laught my ass off. I thought he had Nines, at least.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG+1 (t1380)
MP1 (t1460)
MP2 (t1800)
MP3 (t550)
CO (t1220)
Hero (t1790)
SB (t2530)
BB (t1300)
UTG (t1470)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, 5.
5 folds, CO raises to t60, Hero calls t60, SB calls t45, BB calls t30.

Flop: (t240) 5, T, T (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, CO bets t30, Hero calls t30, SB folds, BB folds.

Turn: (t300) 3 (2 players)
CO bets t120, Hero calls t120.

River: (t540) 2 (2 players)
CO bets t330, Hero raises to t1580, CO calls t680 (All-In).

Final Pot: t3130

Results in white below:
CO has As Kc (one pair, tens).
Hero has 5c 5h (full house, fives full of tens).
Outcome: Hero wins t3130.

Then, there was this:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG (t1380)
UTG+1 (t1460)
MP1 (t1800)
MP2 (t550)
Hero (t3130)
Button (t2470)
SB (t1240)
BB (t1470)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, K.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t30, MP1 calls t30, MP2 raises to t550, Hero raises to t3130, Button calls t2470 (All-In), 2 folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds.

Flop: (t6255) 2, J, 9 (3 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t6255) 6 (3 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t6255) 8 (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t6255

Results in white below:
MP2 has 5h 6s (one pair, sixes).
Hero has As Ks (high card, ace).
Button has Kh Qd (high card, king).

Table Chat
Alex: u guys think i'm really that bad
Alex: i'm insulted
Alex: a bit hurt deep down inside
$$twizm$$: need a hug
Alex: i think so
Alex: just a little one

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