These dumbasses have been calling any raise of mine with anything all damn day. I mean, LITTERALLY ANYTHING they will call with.

Serves these dumb fucks right

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

CO (t3635)
Button (t1030)
SB (t1115)
BB (t1690)
UTG (t5295)
Hero (t1525)
MP1 (t1690)
MP2 (t945)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with J, J.
UTG calls t50, Hero raises to t350, 1 fold, MP2 raises to t945, 1 fold, Button raises to t1030, 1 fold, BB calls t980, UTG calls t980, Hero calls t680.

Flop: (t5090) 9, Q, T (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets t495 (All-In), BB calls t495, UTG folds.

Turn: (t6080) Q (4 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t6080) 8 (4 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t6080

Total pot 6080 Main pot 4750. Side pot-1 340. Side pot-2 990. | Rake 0
Board [9h Qc Td Qd 8c]
Seat 1: mjs361 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LA2163 (button) showed [7h 7d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 3: blueberetta (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: morgant111 (big blind) showed [9d As] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 5: JR'sBadgers folded on the Flop
Seat 7: fusting4321 showed [Jc Jh] and won (6080) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 8: TMoney0209 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: leah71 showed [5d 5c] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives

Had i hit the straight or not didnt matter, i still had them all beat

lol, ...also small pocket pairs are the new AK.

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OMG that drives me nuts. I like when they have something like 55. Dont raise pre-flop, then the flop comes and there are 3 over cards and BAM! they push.