I dished out the BAD beat of BAD beats.... I

Just_dude · #1 (**permalink**) 07-03-2006, 09:27 AM

BUT, I dished it out so I'm posting it in the glory corner, but this was pretty bad....

$2/$5 NL live cash at a casino...

Got to the casino late Friday and after some gambling with the wife I sat down at the NL table for awhile... Bought in for $300 and was up to $500 +/- Table was pretty solid, and I've played with most of them save for Mr. Full Tilt... Had the hat, the shirt, the shades and was a real beauty to watch coaching the table..

I'm in the BB with

and we have 5 limpers including Mr FT..

Flop comes

I'm first to act so I check, MP1 fires $5, it folds around to FT who bumps to $10 and I call.. So, $55 in the pot and I have 4 to a Q high heart flush, and a gutshot straight draw... I'm thinking MP1 has a small underpair or small 2 pair, but I'm PRETTY sure Mr FT has an A and is drawing..... Turn

Ok, so I turned the flush, but I also made a 6 high straight, and I'm 100% sure FT made HIS straight so I lead out for $25 knowing I'm going to get action if MP has an A, if not he's going to fold and FT is going to fire back.... Sure enough MP folds and FT bumps to $50 and I instantly bump it to $100 and he goes into the tank for a minute and finally calls.... At this point he may figure me for the flush, maybe an A and a split pot but I have a gut feeling he has the

, but I'm pretty sure he's not suited because I'm pretty sure he would have fired back after the turn raise.. Now I'm thinking ANYTHING but a heart and I'm golden.. $280 pot I have another $350 or so, FT has maybe $250-$275 so if he doesn't hit, this is going to get UGLY because I know he's NOT laying down the wheel and I have him basically drawing dead, I have a higher straight, a made flush and I have him covered.. So, off to the river we go

HOLY FUCK! runner runner straight flush... I looked over at FT with a shit eating grin on his face and instantly grab a stack of $5's and quickly say "hundred" and put them im he instantly announces ALL IN and I put on brakes and sit there for a second, gotta make it look good you know... I say call and he instantly says STRAIGHT FLUSH BABY and flips over

... I get this huge grin on my face and say, "NO SHIT, ME TOO! Flip over

for straight flush over straight flush and a nice fucking pot.... His mouth about hit the fucking floor!!

Then FT starts fucking SCREAMING BAD BEAT, BAD BEAT, YEAH I HIT THE BAD BEAT!!! (BB jackpot was almost $8K) He starts jumping up and down and I'm thinking OH FUCK, he doesn't know.... The floor person hurries and comes over and looks at the board and looks at both of our hands and says sir, this doesn't qualify as a bad beat, you need both hole cards to play to qualify for the bad beat jackpot... Then, the floor person says sir "That's not a bad beat, that's just beaten badly"!! Dealer pushes me all the chips and Mr. FT goes fucking OFF and walks out of the poker room....

I couldn't fucking believe that

on the river.......

I have some more to post from my other session, but I had a pretty good fucking weekend to say the least!!!

jte87 · #2 (**permalink**) 07-03-2006, 09:57 AM

That is awesome. As the floor person said, I don't think it's a bad beat, just a GREAT hand. Congratulations.

I got my third career Royal this morning. But I still don't have one with both hole cards. But at least I got paid by some people on this one.

Although I did have Jd9d, so I had the six card Royal, which is pretty cool I guess.

MTdemocrat · #3 (**permalink**) 07-03-2006, 10:42 PM

Someone remember this post for the Mobber awards next year. I have read the post 3 or 4 times and ALWAYS get a good laugh out of ""No shit me too!"