I have a word for the good ol' move-in short stack "specialists." That word is "pussies." This guy bought in for $250, stole pots by moving in to get up to $550. He'd just stolen 3 from me and I told him, "I've only gotta be right once out of three times to bust your bankroll, bitch."

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP1 ($992)
MP2 ($1035.25)
MP3 ($1860.50)
Deep Throat ($545)
Button ($885.75)
dbl_gutted ($1829.98)
BB ($543.40)
UTG ($995.25)
UTG+1 ($1095.25)
UTG+2 ($1903.98)

Preflop: dbl_gutted is SB with A, K. dbl_gutted posts a blind of $5.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $10, 4 folds, Deep Throat calls $10, Button calls $10, dbl_gutted (poster) raises to $100, 1 fold, UTG+1 folds, Deep Throat calls $90, Button folds.

Flop: ($230) 9, K, 9 (2 players)
dbl_gutted checks, Deep Throat goes all-in for $445, dbl_gutted calls $445.

Turn: ($675) 3 (2 players)

River: ($675) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $675

Results below:
dbl_gutted has Ah Kd (two pair, kings and nines).
Deep Throat has 6h 6d (two pair, nines and sixes).
Outcome: dbl_gutted wins $675.

Swallow, bitch, swallow.

Winner.
Winner.
Chicken.
Dinner.

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Taught 'em a lesson there.

EDIT: taking away quote tags

nice take down.

but, pussy's don't go allin with such a flop. players that suck do.

he isnt a pussy, he is a moron.

if the guy was a "specialist" he would have left. This guy was an idiot gambler.

why are you so angry?

Hence why I said "specialists." These guys don't have a strategy. They're just pussies. I'm not mad. I was just breakin' balls. It's poker. I treat a game online, like a game at the casino or at the frat house when it comes to socializing. People can interpret the tone online however they please. If you're a bitter person, you'll interpret some things that are meant as playful banter as verbal aggression and vice versa if you have a good sense of humor.

I love taking all of anyone's money equally whether it's $100 or $1000.

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did he show you his hands hence the read or was it just a flat out good read on him?

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[sarcasm]I'll take my chances that he didn't have 99, AA, or KK. I didn't see him calling another $90 before the flop with one nine or ONLY calling with AA or KK preflop.[/sarcasm]

A big PF raise put him on a low range of hands that these people get stubborn with on flops like these. I figured him to have a pair or AQ.

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The funniest part is that you told him before hand what you were gonna do. That must have made him steam.

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