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  1. #1
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    Default Playing a fucking crackhead!!!!!!!!

    HE can not lose.
    He raises with shit. And wins with shit like 64
    83 offsuit.
    Hes super aggressive like will bet £2.20 into a 0.32 POT
    Its on interpoker table name LJOLMUN.

    How do you stop him? The max buy in is £10 he has like £27.

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    Haha variance has finally caught up to you. See what it's like to be on the other end of horrible lucky play :P?

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    Quote Originally Posted by piv View Post
    Haha variance has finally caught up to you. See what it's like to be on the other end of horrible lucky play :P?
    IM X3 UP ON MY INTIAL DEPOSIT.
    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
    HES OUT NOW. I TOLD YOU HE WAS A CRACK HEAD
    Game #4776069354: Hold'em NL (£0.05/£0.10) - 2007/06/22 - 01:16:05 (UK)
    Table "Ljolmun" Seat 5 is the button.
    Hand History Converter from Poker-Theory.org

    Seat 2: Machine_ (£9.90 in chips)
    Seat 3: Sam_round (£11.75 in chips)
    Seat 4: Mrread (£18.95 in chips)
    Seat 5: Touch (£6.55 in chips)
    Seat 6: Markd0309 (£12.94 in chips)
    Markd0309: posts small blind £0.05
    Machine_: posts big blind £0.10
    ----- HOLE CARDS -----
    dealt to Touch

    Sam_round: folds
    Mrread: raises to £0.80
    Touch: folds
    Markd0309: calls £0.75
    Machine_: folds

    ----- FLOP -----

    Markd0309: checks
    Mrread: bets £0.60
    Markd0309: raises to £3.60
    Hanlon001 joins the table at seat #1
    Mrread: raises to £18.15 and is all-in
    Markd0309: is all-in £8.54
    Returned uncalled bets £6.01 to Mrread

    ----- TURN -----


    ----- RIVER -----

    ----- SHOW DOWN -----
    Mrread: shows

    Markd0309: shows

    Markd0309 collected £24.69 from Main pot
    ----- SUMMARY -----
    Total pot £25.98 Main pot £24.69 Rake £1.29

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    Epic, with someone that crazy hyperaggressive you just have to tighten up and trap the shit out of him.

    He's going to hang himself eventually. I see it all the time in tournaments too. You get some tool who luckboxes himself into the chip lead very early by playing too fast and too loose. But eventually the patient players who are tight-aggressive get the guy to make a mistake in the middle stages when the blinds and antes matter and he quickly ships himself out of the tournament, usually before the money (despite having had enough chips at one point to coast into the money with ease)
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    Funny, I just played in a $1.20 18-person tourney with someone like this, limped most of the time with any two cards and then about 80% of the time bet on the flop, turn, and river not huge amounts until someone folded or else called him down and he'd usually lose. Against some tight opposition (rarely are $1.20 tourneys this tight!) he was raking it in especially against some who were calling him until the river when they would fold but then a couple of times they raised him (not huge) with a much better hand and he'd call with just an inside straight draw or whatever and hit it on the river. But sure enough when it came down to the final 6 even though he was the chip leader he donked off all of his chips calling all ins from semi-shortstacks (but still above 10x the big blind) with just KJo or QJo losing to KK and then to QQ.

    I was only in a few hands with him and other than the KK all in they were all just when he limped to my big blind, I figured if I hit anything I'd check call check call check raise but I not only didn't hit anything but just had very low cards and felt like he would call a raise as he did the few times against others. Anyway, it was good to see him go.

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    loosen up and start repoping him.
    I get more ass than a toilet seat. All shapes/colors/sizes.

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    yikes srry that was me playing like the douchbag on interpoker.. i'll put the crack pipe down and start playing right.
    stop worrying so much and just let go.

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    dont hate on 64s

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