"Never raise a hand to your children...slow-play the little bastards!"
--VP Pappy

"Good players have their place in the game of poker and hopefully it will be at a table where I'm not playing."
--VP Pappy

"A losing poker hand is sometimes disguised as a winning one. Your ability to read people will help you reveal which one it is."
--VP Pappy

"The more I learn about poker, the more the thought of playing for real money scares the hell out of me."
--VP Pappy

"The measure of a any great player is not how he plays his best hands, but how he plays his worst ones."
--VP Pappy

"I'd give you advice on how to play poker Son, but I've only been playing the game for about fifty years, so I'm still learning the game.
--VP Pappy

"When playing poker, do as Buddha says:
"Give up anger, renounce pride."
--VP Pappy